Which 'Home Alone' character are you?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which 'Home Alone' character are you?
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About This Quiz

An 8-year old troublemaker must protect his home from a pair of burglars when he is accidentally left home alone by his family during Christmas vacation. Find out which character you are, or else "just keep the change, you filthy animal".
What kind of person do you think you are?
I think I'm pretty cool
I think I am tough
I've never really thought about it
I think I've got it all under control
What are your feelings on insects the size of volleyballs?
Cuteness overload!
GET THEM AWAY!
Where is the bug spray?
I just take them outside and it's fine
How often do you tell people to "keep the change"?
Always
Once in a while
Only if they're cute
Never

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What do you like on your pizza?
Just plain cheese please
Pepperoni
The Works
Just a Pepsi for me
When faced with loneliness, what's your recourse?
I keep myself occupied with games and such
I reach out to people
I panic and do anything to find someone to hang out with
Recourse? I like being alone
What do the French call "les incompetents"?
Airline Employees
Little kids who don't behave
People who judge books by their cover
Working people

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What bad habit did you have in childhood?
I bit my nails
I sucked my thumb
I was a bit of a bully
I was always crying
What's the worst thing you've ever forgotten?
My kids
Keys in my car
My manners
My self-respect
Look what you did you little JERK!
I'm innocent!
Who you calling a jerk, jerk!
Look what you did!
*Cries*

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What do you want for Christmas this year?
Nerf Rebelle Agent Bow blaster
Disney Infinity: Marvel Super Heroes 2.0 for Wii U
A new car
Just my family
Pick a John Hughes movie:
Sixteen candles
Uncle Buck
The Breakfast Club
Pretty in Pink
Pick a winter activity
Video games
Ice skating
Snowboarding
Building a snowman!

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Pick a holiday song:
All I want for Christmas is you
Baby it's cold outside
White Christmas
You're a mean one Mr.Grinch
Which household item would you use to defend yourself?
Baseball bat
Fireplace poker
Bucket of tar
A plunger
Pick a pet
Tarantula
Cat
Dog
Hamster

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Pick a mode of transportation:
Bus
Car
Truck
Train
You would rather hang out in...
A blanket fort
A treehouse
A snow fort
First class on a plane
Pick a clothing item
A sweater
Socks
Boots
A hat

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You couldn't go a day without...
Soda
Insulting someone
Your kid
Smoking
What's your idea of an exciting night?
A family movie on Netflix
Sharing a story about growing up
Catching up on work
Dinner with my sweetheart
Which of these is the most flattering compliment?
You're such a great parent!
You were a good child!
You work so hard!
You're so romantic!

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What kinds of people anger you the most?
People who abandon their family
People who abuse their kids
Lazy people
People who abuse their spouses
What would you hate most about being a politician?
Being away from my family
Being dishonest
Not taking pride in my job
Subjecting my significant other to politics
How do you feel about secrets?
They are meant to be shared
They are meant to be kept -- forever
I am respectful of people's privacy.
I share every secret with my lover.

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Where would you like to spend Christmas?
My parent's home
A beach
At home
At a party
What kind of holiday pie do you like best?
Pumpkin
Chocolate
Sweet Potato
Cheesecake
Where will you shop the most?
Walmart
Sam's Club
Amazon
Best Buy

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Describe your holiday spirit:
Joyful
Depressed
Jolly
Scrooge-like
What food will you leave for Santa?
Cookies
Milk
Carrots
Water
What is your favorite holiday film?
Home Alone
Christmas with The Griswolds
The Santa Clause
Ernest Saves Christmas

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