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About This Quiz
We've seen countless scenes of Homer Simpson and his pals Barney, Lenny, Carl, and bartender Moe drinking at Moe's Tavern Which of these characters are you? Take this quiz to find out!
How would your friends describe you?
They'd say I'm intelligent.
They'd say I'm caring.
They'd say I'm funny.
They'd say I'm insightful.
What do you typically do with your friends?
Drink, duh!
Annoy each other.
Catch up.
Watch the big game.
How many friends would you say that you have?
One or two.
I don't have any friends.
Too many to count.
Between four and six.
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In your friend group, who are you?
I'm the drunk one.
I'm the quiet one.
I'm the rowdy one.
I'm the sensible one.
What does a typical night out with your friends include?
Free alcohol.
Great company.
Good music.
Good conversation.
Where do you spend most of your time in Springfield?
At home, in front of the T.V.
At Moe's Tavern.
The First Church of Springfield.
At the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
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Which celebrity would you like to have a drinking buddy?
Verne Troyer.
Matthew McConaughey.
Steve Buscemi.
Ricky Gervais.
What kind of drunk are you?
I'm a messy drunk.
I don’t drink.
I'm a loud drunk.
I'm a chatty drunk.
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Which of these foods is the best for a hangover?
Chicken noodle soup.
Oatmeal.
Eggs.
Toast with honey.
Which of these characters on "The Simpsons" is your least favorite?
Comic Book Guy.
Bart Simpson.
Mr. Burns.
Ned Flanders.
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The mayor invited you to the annual gala, what do you do?
Go, free drinks.
Stay home, I don’t want to embarrass myself.
Bring a date so I’m not as nervous.
Tear up the invitation, then try to piece it back together.
Which Homer Simpson quote speaks to you the most?
"If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing."
"Just enjoy this golden time, you will soon cling desperately to the memory of."
"Listen to your mother, kids; aim low, aim so low no one will ever care if you succeed."
"If you’re unhappy with your job, you go in every day and do it really half-assed."
Which of these events predicted by "The Simpsons" are you most surprised by?
Horse meat being a secret ingredient in cafeteria lunches.
Lady Gaga’s Halftime show.
Donald Trump becoming president.
Faulty voting machines.
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How do you handle disappointment?
I’m used to it.
I plot my revenge on those who disappointed me.
I stop speaking to the person/people.
I try not to show it.
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What is your biggest flaw?
I have a bad drinking habit.
I tend to put others before myself.
I always seem to make bad decisions.
I’m overcritical of others.
Which high school stereotype were you?
I was a nerd.
I was an outcast.
I was a class clown.
I was a jock.
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Which of these crimes are you most likely to commit?
Robbing a bank.
Burning down someone’s establishment.
Killing an enemy.
Hacking into a major company and distributing its funds.
You got caught taking money out of the cash register, what do you say?
Continue taking the money.
I wouldn’t get caught.
Bribe the other person with some of the money.
Make up a great lie.
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What is your current occupation?
I'm unemployed.
I'm a business owner.
I'm a customer service representative.
I'm a scientist.
What would you do with $1 million?
Pay off some of my debts then spend the rest on drinks.
Retire.
Head to the casino.
Save most of it.
What kind of reading material do you like to read?
Classic literature.
Magazines.
Comic books.
Romance novels.
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