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About This Quiz
Two factions, the darker horror-based Horde and the lighter fantasy-based Alliance, fight a bitter battle for supremacy over Azeroth in World of Warcraft, an Internet staple for more than 15 years. With merchandise ranging from infant onesies to cookbooks, it's safe to say this game has become part of the mainstream. Ever wonder which of the original Horde races you should play? Take this quiz to find out.
What is one thing that your friends like most about you?
I'm silly.
I'm loyal.
My intensity.
My mellow attitude.
If you had to pack up and move, what kind of environment would you live in?
Somewhere murky and foggy.
Somewhere with lush colors and plant life.
Somewhere dry with red clay plateaus.
Somewhere with is a large valley to explore.
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If visitors were to visit your home city, what would they need to get there?
Waders.
A dune buggy.
A camel.
A bicycle.
What activity would you encourage visitors to partake in, while visiting your city?
Fishing in the toxic canals.
Joining in a dance party.
Shopping in the market district.
Playing in a drum circle.
Which of these dishes appeals most to you?
Bowels 'N' Brains.
Fatty bluefin.
Blackened worg steak.
Marsh lichen.
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While on your travels, a Human comes into your view. What do you do?
Contemplate if they are sweet or savory.
Attack them without a second thought.
Kill them after a little hesitation.
Use my War Stomp, then continue on my merry way.
When approached by a lady, which pick-up line would attract you the most?
"We Undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
"I know, my natural beauty is intimidating."
"You'll do. Let's go."
"Wanna see some good clog dancing?"
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When approached by a man, which pick-up line would attract you the most?
"You have beautiful skin. No maggot holes at all."
"You look pretty. Pretty tasty."
"Um... You look like a lady."
"Hey. You into leather?"
If someone were to encounter you, what do you think would be the first thought running through their head about your appearance?
Fear.
They'd wonder if my tusks got in the way of my nose piercing.
They would notice my rippling muscles.
They would probably notice how tall I am.
It's time to go on an adventure! What are you wearing when you leave?
Whatever is covering my bones.
The bones of my enemies.
Armor and massive weapons.
My shiniest nose and horn ring set.
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A group of Gnomes attacks the city, releasing mechanical minions everywhere. What do you do?
Wonder if I can make Gnome kabobs.
Attack multiple enemies at once.
Kill the Gnomes and their gadgets, take the scrap.
Two words. War. Stomp.
You're at a bar and your favorite song comes over the speakers. How would others describe your dance style?
I thrash to the point that I could take an eye out.
I'm an acrobatic dancer.
I knew twerking before it was called twerking.
I'm a good line dancer.
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Aside from playing World of Warcraft, what hobby appeals to you?
Cooking.
Dancing.
Martial arts.
Gardening.
Which of these movies would you call your favorite?
Night of the Walking Dead.
Trolls.
Any of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Wrath of the Titans.
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A Dwarf blocks you as you are leaving town. What do you do?
Wonder if they'd taste good in beer batter.
Attack without mercy and take their grog to drink later.
Attack without mercy.
Laugh as they bounce off of me.
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The carnies at the Darkmoon Faire need your help with something. What are you doing?
Cleaning up after the Faire.
Providing the entertainment.
Security.
Brewing grog.
What would your favorite form of loot be?
My enemy's death is the best loot to have.
New armor.
New weapon.
Some food.
If we were to look at your bookshelf, what kind of books would we find?
Horror novels.
Hollowed-out books where I could hide my stash.
War and strategy books.
Gardening books.
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What is your favorite television show?
The Walking Dead.
Dancing with the Stars.
M*A*S*H.
Get Growing.
You're on the prowl for some justice. What weapon do you use?
I'll use anything.
I like to use staves.
I like swords.
I like axes.
A Night Elf tries to pick your pocket. What do you do?
I really don't have pockets.
I start to fight them, enjoying the exercise.
I fight them mercilessly.
I laugh.
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How tall are you?
I'm average height.
I am asked way too many times if I play basketball.
Slightly taller than average.
I need to stoop down in order to enter and exit rooms.
What is your favorite World of Warcraft holiday?
Hallow's End.
Love is in the Air.
Noblegarden.
Lunar Festival.
Who is your favorite racial leader in Azeroth?
Lady Sylvanas Windrunner.
Vol'jin.
Thrall.
Baine Bloodhoof.
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