Which Indiana Jones Movie should you star in?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Indiana Jones Movie should you star in?
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About This Quiz

Indiana Jones is one of the greatest trilogies of all time. Are you a rugged, ruthless adventurer, a quiet professor, a damsel in distress or a ruthless Nazi. Find out here if you think you could survive an Indiana Jones film.
It's time for an adventure, where are you headed?
China
Egypt
France
India
Who would you bring along as a sidekick?
My significant other
My sibling
My best friend
A competent minion
Someone grabs you and holds a knife to your throat! What's your first move?
Roll my eyes
Scream
Calmly talk it out
Stomp on their foot

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Where would you prefer to sleep on your trip?
Out in the woods staring at the stars.
In a five star hotel
At home
On a ship
What's one reason why you might break the law?
To save my friends from certain death
To obtain what is mine!
To rule the world and what not
To chase my dream
What do you believe in?
Nothing
God
Love
Humanity

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What scares you most?
Heights
Snakes
Rats
Germs
Do you have time for romance?
Of course! Come here hot stuff!
I'm not opposed to it, but depends who's asking.
Does it look like I have time for that shit?!
Yes, after all that's what makes life worth living.
What surprises you?
At this point nothing
Parties
My plans failing
People's eternal stupidity

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"It's not the years, honey - it's the _____."
Sacrifices
Mileage
Money
Scars
If you were stranded on a desert island which one of the following would you bring with you?
A Revolver
A whip
A woman
A knife
How's your relationship with your family?
You're devoted to them
The relationship is a bit strained
You guys are always arguing
It's kind of like they don't exist or something

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You describe yourself as…
Jolly
Arrogant
Fiesty
Smart
Which would you rather not live without?
A turban
Wooden shoes
Umbrella
A fedora
What job appeals to you the most?
Museum owner
Writer
Archaeologist
Taxi Driver

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You are the type of person who…
Takes credit for other's accomplishments
Always tries to do the right thing
Wants to be rescued
Willing to do anything for a friend
Which of the following would you like to do?
Eat and sleep
Go hiking
Sing karaoke
Think of ways to make money
What's your favorite Indiana Jones movie?
Raiders of the lost ark
Kingdom of the crystal skull
The Last Crusade
Temple of Doom

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Choose a drink:
Wine
Water
Tea
None of these
If a group of Nazis were chasing after you how would you escape?
A motorcycle
Run
A boat
A coal cart
After finding the holy grail you do this
Keep it all for myself
Give it to the people, possibly a museum
Give it to my commander
Save my fallen party member

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Do you consider yourself to be the type of person that "takes charge" of dangerous or troublesome situations?
I am always the one talking
I throw in a word or two
I just keep quiet
I actually turn away from the situation and leave as fast as possible
What are you searching for?
The Holy Grail
The Ark of the Covenant
Three Stones
A Golden Aztec Idol
How will you meet your end?
A long drop down a deep hole
A drop off a cliff in a tank
Head explosion, rather messy
I didn't die.

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Your most prized possession is...
A worthless bronze medalion
An old battered fedora.
A leather bound book
A lighter with a clover on it
Your nationality is...
American
German
Austrian
French
When faced with a hard decision you choose...
The girl / guy
The glory
The riches
My hide

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How would others describe you?
Crazy
Distant
Cute
Confident
Are you superstitious?
Yes
No
Depends on the situation
How do you define success?
Power
Money
Happiness
Fame

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