Which "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Character are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Character are You?
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About This Quiz

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is one of the funniest and oddest shows in the history of television. You probably don't want to be like any of them, but are you?
Are you prone to fast weight gains and losses?
No, I don't eat much.
Yeah, and I look great either way.
No, I am in perfect shape.
No, I like to stay gorgeous.
How messy are you?
Totally messy.
Pretty messy.
Not at all, I am a neat freak.
Not very.
How are you at writing songs?
Really good, I wrote a musical.
Okay I guess.
I am the best.
Not that great, but I am a really good singer.

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Have you ever been accused of stalking?
Yes, but she will come around.
No, that isn't cool.
No way, chicks love me.
No, guys think I am hot.
Who are you in your group of friends?
The unpredictable one.
The athletic one.
The smart one.
The one that gets made fun of.
How well do you read?
Not very well.
I do okay.
Great, I went to an excellent college.
Why do you ask, are you messing with me?

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What would someone find in your apartment?
Wolf hair.
Nunchucks.
Hair gel.
A cat.
What technique would you use to pick someone up?
I would just follow them everywhere.
I would pretend I murdered a few doctors.
Neglect her emotionally.
I don't know I just always get nervous around people I like.
Who were you in high school?
An outcast.
A nobody.
Cool.
I was made fun of.

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What do you want from life?
Just to have fun.
To be cool.
To be on top.
To be famous.
What type of book or magazine would you read?
I don't read much.
An extreme sports magazine.
A book on seducing the opposite gender.
An entertainment magazine.
Someone asks you to do a job you think is nasty, what do you do?
I would just do it.
I would try and trick someone into doing it.
I would pay someone to do it.
I would try and flirt with someone so they would do it.

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What would you do if you were really mad at someone?
Yell at the top of my lungs.
Threaten them with a beat down.
Act calm but then play a dirty trick on them later.
I would get all flustered, but try and tell them my feelings.
Which of these animals would you choose to be?
Koala bear.
Wolf.
Lion.
Bird.
What would you do if you vacationed on the Jersey Shore?
Try and get romantic with the one I love.
Fist pump and party.
Judge people that I consider lesser than me.
Hang out with a bunch of criminals.

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What sounds like a cool invention?
Kitten Mittens.
Dick Towel.
Paddy's Thong.
The Smartphone.
What would be a good career for you?
A janitor.
A race car driver.
A salesman.
A singer.
Do you enjoy seeing bad things happen to your friends?
Not often, but yes.
Some of the time.
All of the time.
Most of the time.

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What food would you like to eat?
Milksteak.
Burrito.
Cheeseburger.
Salad.
What is your favorite drink?
Milk.
Beer.
Vodka.
Wine.
Why are you single?
The person I love doesn't want me.
I haven't found the right person.
By choice, I can have any woman I want.
I get nervous when I really like someone.

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What interests you the most?
Ghouls.
Hand-to-hand combat.
The art of seduction.
Stand-up comedy.
What would you like to do on a first date?
Play a game.
Do something extreme.
Go out to a nice dinner.
Go to the theater.
What describes you best at your job?
I do the things that no one else wants to do.
I am the idea guy that thinks of new ways of doing things.
I am the leader, that makes sure things are done right.
I am the hardest working person.

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What is your favorite color?
Red.
Black.
Blue.
Pink.
What do your friends say is your worst quality?
You are not that smart.
You are delusional.
You are a jerk.
You are needy.
What do you think of the Nightman?
He is creepy and mean.
The worst song ever.
Dayman is way better.
I don't know, and I don't care.

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What sounds like the best song to sing?
"Dayman."
"The Troll Toll."
"Tiny Boy, Little Boy, Baby Boy."
"Just to be Clear."
Would you like to go to a spin class?
No, I don't do things like that.
No, not hardcore enough.
Sure, if they play Stevie Winwood.
I probably shouldn't, because I have some serious health issues.
Who would you most like to hang out with?
The Waitress.
Carmen.
Maureen Ponderosa.
Artemis.

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