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About This Quiz
"Jaws" is one of the most terrifying movies of all time - you can probably hear the music in your head right now. The storyline was gripping and the special effects were amazing for the era, of course, but the characters were also a huge part of the movie's success. So which "Jaws" character are you?
What would you do if there were a shark attack nearby?
Close the beach!
Try to figure out what the shark would do next.
Find the shark and kill it.
Nothing. Who cares?
What do you think of the police?
I love them.
I don't mind them.
I don't like them that much.
I hate them.
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What might you say?
"You're going to need a bigger boat."
"I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch."
"I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy."
Not much.
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If you thought you saw a killer shark, what would you do?
Shoot at it.
Try to get away from it.
Track it and wait for an opportunity to kill it.
Nothing. Why would I care about that?
What is your highest level of education?
College graduate.
Master's degree.
High school.
I dropped out.
Are you a veteran?
Yes, I served, but not in wartime.
No, I don't believe in war.
Yes. I served in wartime.
No. I am not a citizen.
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Are you a good swimmer?
Not really.
Yeah, I am pretty good.
I am okay.
Yes, I am an excellent swimmer.
If you were stranded on a boat, what would you do?
Try to call the coast guard.
Wait for someone else to take charge.
Wait it out and don't let anyone call for help.
Swim to shore.
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Where would you vacation?
Disneyland.
Bermuda.
I usually just stay home.
Somewhere with a nice beach.
What is your biggest goal in life?
Having a quiet life with my family.
Learning as much as I can about the world.
Having adventures.
Just doing my thing and being left alone.
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How do you act at a party?
I just keep to myself.
I mingle and talk to a lot of people.
I tell a lot of jokes and stories.
I leave as soon as I can.
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If you live in a bad neighborhood and someone passes through, what do you do?
Escort them out of the neighborhood.
Give them directions out of the neighborhood.
Make fun of them.
Mug them.
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Ever been to Martha's Vineyard?
Yes, I visited there.
No, I have never been.
Yes, I even lived there.
No, but I was very close to it a bunch of times.
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What kind of an appetite do you have?
About average.
Not much of one.
I have a pretty good appetite.
I am hungry all the time.
What do your friends say is your best quality?
I am loyal.
I am smart.
I am hard-working.
I am a free spirit.
What do your friends say is your worst quality?
I am prone to panic.
I am a bit of a know-it-all.
I take on more than I can handle.
I have no self-control.
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Where would you go on a Friday night?
A family restaurant.
A hipster bar.
A dive bar.
Nowhere, I like being by myself.
What do you do first thing in the morning?
Have coffee.
Check the news.
Hit the snooze button.
Exercise.
Do you have a significant other?
Yes.
No, but I am looking.
No, still trying to get over my last breakup.
No. I like being single.
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