Which John Wayne Movie Should You Star In?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which John Wayne Movie Should You Star In?
Image: Warner Bros.

About This Quiz

John Wayne was one of America's most famous and iconic movie stars of all time. While most people think of him as the prototypical tough cowboy, he was in hundreds of movies, with many different character types. Some were about football, while others were about war. No matter what role John Wayne took on, though, he was always tough as nails and he was always cool. 

If you were to be the star of one of John Wayne's movies, which one would it be? The Quiet Man was one of his few romantic comedies. Would that suit you best? If you could play the role of a rugged Westerner, you might be the star of The Searchers, True Grit, Rio Bravo, El Dorado or many more, including the legendary Western Stagecoach. If you could pull off playing a marine, you might be a good fit to star in The Green Berets or the Sands of Iwo Jima. One thing for sure, it takes a certain kind of person to be able to pull off starring in a John Wayne movie along with the Duke himself. Do you have what it takes? You are going to have to take this quiz to find out. 

What's your experience riding horses?
Grew up sitting on a saddle
I've been on a couple guided horse rides
Never, been, but would love to
I'll do it if I have to
What do you think about snakes?
I've saved a lady from a snake den once or twice
I don't bother them, they don't bother me
Not thrilled about them, but they come with the territory
I won't go near them
What do you think about guns?
I want something that destroys more than injures.
I carry one and it has six bullets. It's all I need
Six-shooters strapped to both sides, with plenty of ammo
I try to use a gun as little as possible, but when I use it I'm damn good.

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Which mountains do you prefer?
Ozarks
Ouchitas
Rockies
Any mountains as long as their on an island
You come across a bar fight. What do you do?
Watch and place bets
Step in to try and stop it
Step in to see if you can get some punches in before its over
Clear the room so no one else gets hurt
What is your drink of choice?
Whiskey
Beer
Water. I try to keep sober
Something hard, but I'm not picky

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If you traveled for a life, where would you sleep?
On a beach
In a sleeping bag under the stars
At a friend or relatives
Don't care as long as there are four walls
Which family member are you closest to?
Brother
Parent
Cousin
Niece or nephew
What's your favorite meal on the range?
Beans and franks
Steak
Baked potato
Bacon

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What's your favorite color of sunset
Purple
Orange
Red
It's too smoky outside to ever see a sunset.
How old are you?
Younger than 21
22-35
36-45
46+
If you had to take a bullet for someone, who would it be?
Best friend
Niece or Nephew
Parent
Sibling

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What's the worst injury you've had?
Lost a limb
Shot
Stabbed a few times
I've been lucky, nothing major
Do you believe in love?
Yes, and I can't wait to get home to it
I've never had time to mess with emotions
I do, but I got too much going on to deal with it
I did once. A lot has happened since then
What's your favorite kind of pet?
Dog
Cat
Horse
Anything wild

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What time do you wake up in the morning?
When the sun breaks
When the excitement begins
About 10:00, but I went to bed late
4:00 a.m. Early to rise.
What do you think the best way to travel is?
Plane
Train
Horse
Walk
If you were bit by something, what would you prefer it to be?
Shark
Snake
Mountain Lion
Bear

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What is your favorite scenery?
Mountains
Island
Dessert
Forested hills
If you had a wild west profession, what would it be?
Sheriff
Bar keep
Outlaw gunfighter
Texas Ranger
What would your wild west name be?
Slimy Joe
Rattlesnake Pete
Dag nabbit Rick
Sidewinder Sally

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How good are you with money?
I send as much home as I can
I's give all my gold coins to a kid
I make enough to have a relaxing life
I have some, but only because I couldn't imagine spending it
How do you see yourself retiring?
On a beach somewhere
In the wild and away from everyone
In the mountains
With others my age, but i'd pretend I didn't like it
How do you prefer to receive your payments?
A check sent to my family back home
Vengefully
In gold
A kiss will do just fine

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What is the worst thing you've been accused of?
Stealing a buddies food
Shooting someone in the back
Being too honest
Being too old for one last adventure
What's your goal in life
To survive
Finish what I started
To protect all those around me
To finally retire
How old were you when you got in your first scuffle
in my late teens and it was a big one
I was too young to remember
In my twenties
In my thirties

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What is your least favorite weather?
A dust storm that lasts for days
A tsunami
An earthquake
Tornado
Which of John Wayne's favorite writers is your favorite?
Agatha Christie
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Charles Dickens
Ernest Hemingway
Which of the following would you be most careful of not doing if you costarred with John Wayne
Calling John by his given name, Marion
Reminding John that Stalin ordered John's death
Accusing John of cheating at chess
Leave a hat laying on a bed

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