Which Johnny Depp Character Should You Date?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Johnny Depp Character Should You Date?
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About This Quiz

The day has come, and you finally get to go on that date with Johnny Depp you have been dreaming about forever. However, you only get to go out with him as one of his characters. Which one should you date?
What do you like most about Johnny Depp?
He is hot!
He is a great actor!
He has a great life outlook.
He's unique.
Who do you think was Johnny Depp's best leading lady?
Winona Ryder.
Helena Bonham Carter.
Kathy Bates.
Traci Lords.
When was the last time you watched a Johnny Depp film?
Today.
A few weeks ago.
I can't remember.
A few months ago.

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How did you feel about Johnny Depp playing Willy Wonka?
It was brilliant.
He did a good job.
Nothing tops the original.
He was weird.
Where would you like to sail off to with Jack Sparrow?
Hawaii.
Jamaica.
Cuba.
Mexico.
What did you think of the film "Misery?"
It was awesome!
I was scary.
It was thrilling.
I haven't seen it.

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Where would you go on your date?
We would go to an aquarium.
We would go wherever he wants.
We will see a movie.
I will walk down the red carpet with him.
Which Johnny Depp film do you like most?
"Cry-Baby."
"Black Mass."
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."
"Donnie Brasco."
What might you serve Johnny Depp for dinner?
Lobster.
Steak.
Chili.
Shrimp.

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What television series do you think Johnny Depp should make an appearance in?
"The Walking Dead."
"Better Call Saul."
"Game of Thrones."
"Shameless."
What kind of movies do you watch most often?
Action films.
Animated films.
Horror films.
Independent films.
Would you be nervous about your date?
Yes, I would be freaking out.
No, I don't get nervous easily.
I would be more excited than nervous.
I would be too shy to go.

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What would you like Johnny Depp to wear on your date?
His birthday suit.
Tuxedo.
Jeans.
Something dark.
Have you ever gone on a blind date?
Yes, and it was awful.
Yes, and it was awkward.
Yes, and it was awesome.
No.
Besides Johnny Depp, what actor might you like to go on a date with?
Jared Leto.
Luke Wilson.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Samuel L. Jackson.

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Which actress do you think would make a great leading lady for Johnny Depp?
Lena Dunham.
Emma Watson.
Molly Ringwald.
Lauren Cohan.
What would you do to calm your nerves before your date?
I would drink rum.
I would do some yoga.
I would drink tea.
I would go for a jog.
If your date told you to order a drink for him, what would you order?
Rum and Coke.
Chai tea.
Chocolate martini.
Water with lemon.

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What would the tabloids say about your date?
"Johnny Depp Marries Ordinary Person."
"Johnny Depp Whisks Secret Lover Away."
"Johnny Depp Makes Fan Faint with a Kiss."
"Johnny Depp Fathers Children After One Date."
How big of a Johnny Depp fan are you?
I should be the fan club president.
I really love his acting.
I have a signed picture.
I'm a normal fan.
Which actress do you think Johnny Depp should marry in real life?
Sarah Paulson.
Winona Ryder.
Emma Stone.
Lindsay Lohan.

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If your date required a chaperone, who would you take?
I would take my best friend.
I would take my spouse.
I would take one of my parents.
No way would I bring a chaperone.
What would you do if Johnny Depp kissed you?
I would faint.
I would take a picture.
I would call my friends.
I would tell him to do it again.
Which of your personality traits would you want your date to see?
My sense of humor.
My problem solving abilities.
My independence.
My sense of adventure.

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What mythical creature do you think Johnny Depp should play?
Werewolf.
Leprechaun.
Mothman.
Sasquatch.
What sport would you like to play with Johnny Depp?
Soccer.
Baseball.
Tennis.
Touch Football.
What do you hope happens on your date?
I hope we fall in love.
I hope we become friends.
I hope he has a good time.
I hope we do it again.

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Which typical date activity would you like to do with Johnny Depp?
Go for a long walk.
Watch a sunset.
Go to a movie.
Gaze at the stars
Would you introduce your date to your family?
No, that might scare him away.
Of course: my family wouldn't forgive me if I skipped the opportunity.
No, but I would introduce him to my friends.
No, but I would take a picture to prove it.
Would you do anything special before your date?
I would shave my legs.
I would get my hair done.
I would do my makeup.
I would say a prayer.

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