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About This Quiz
Nick. Joe. Kevin. For over a decade, we've been gaga for the Jonas boys, who burst onto the national stage in 2007 and never really left. Sure, the Jonas Brothers broke up and yes, all of them are married. But for some of us, these three brothers will always be a band, as well as our potential new boyfriends. Twelve years later, the essential question we used to ask at sleepovers remains: which Jonas Brother should you be with?
This quiz has but one ambitious goal: to tell you the answer to that question! Because as much fun as dating all three Jonas men might be, you're going to have to settle for one. In order to determine your ideal Jonas mate, we're going to ask you about everything from your favorite Jonas Brothers lyric to which Jonas you'd pick as your teammate if you were competing on "The Amazing Race." Along the way, we'll also delve into your romantic history, favorite Disney Channel original movies, opinions on boyish stubble and more.ÂÂ
Are you ready to find out which Jonas brother is your ultimate destiny? It's time to stop watching "Camp Rock 2" and take this quiz!
First things first: who's the cutest Jonas?
Joe. That face!
Kevin. He's the kind of cute that sneaks up on you.
Nick has a killer bod and a face to match.
They're all cute, but I like guys who are taller, maybe a little rough around the edges ...
On a scale of 1 to 10, how thirsty are you for attention?
1. I don't need attention (although I get a lot of it.)
3. I like to be acknowledged but I don't need the spotlight.
9. All eyes on me, please!
6. Sometimes I want to be looked at, sometimes I don't.
Your car has broken down in the middle of the desert. Which Jonas brother do you call?
Joe. I can see him picking me up on a motorcycle.
Kevin. He seems like the one who'd actually know how to change a tire.
Nick. I bet he'd fly down in a helicopter to rescue me.
I wouldn't call any of them; I'd call Triple A!
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In your opinion, what makes the Jonas Brothers so appealing to the masses?
Let's be honest: we all love groups with cute brothers!
They're wholesome enough to appeal to younger kids, but their sound can be enjoyed by all ages.
Great music + Disney tie-ins = pop success
Actually, I don't even like the Jonas Brothers.
Stubble on a baby face: hot or not?
It's hot as heck!
I think stubble helps guys look older and more mature
I'll just say that stubble isn't flattering on everyone.
It's pretentious.
Do you believe in waiting until marriage?
Uh, no
Yes, 100%
Hmm ... how about, don't ask, don't tell?
I'm not ashamed to say that idea is incredibly outdated!
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Of all the Jonas Brothers scandals, which one offends you the most?
Joe and Demi's rocky relationship
Kevin and Danielle's supposedly fake pregnancy
Nick's racy photo shoot for Flaunt Magazine
The way they were a Christian band and then, suddenly were NOT
Are the Jonas Brothers "good at music"?
Yes
It's not my taste, but they have potential.
Nick is an amazing singer and the rest of the band held him back!
Nope. Sorry, but their power pop is generic AF.
In a tug of war between the Sprouse twins and the Jonas Brothers, who would win?
The Jonas Brothers! Nick has guns for days.
Who cares? I just want a front-row seat to these shenanigans.
It's hard to say. Most Disney child stars are freakishly strong.
The Sprouses. There's only two of them, but they're fierce.
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Which Jonas ex-girlfriend do you identify with the hardest?
Demi Lovato. Joe hurt her, but she's risen above it and is stronger than ever.
Taylor Swift. She wrote TWO songs about her break-up with Joe, but so would I if I'd dated him.
Selena Gomez. Nick made her walk twenty feet behind him at Central Park because he didn't want the paparazzi to know they were together.
I don't identify with any them! I'm not a world-famous Hollywood starlet.
You're on a date with a super cutie. Which Jonas Brothers jam will you put on the stereo?
"Burnin' Up"
"Lovebug"
"Sucker"
I wouldn't put on the Jonas Brothers; I'd put on Usher!
Which Jonas is the most talented actor?
Joe looks good on camera.
Kevin has a decent screen presence.
Nick. Come on, it's clearly Nick!
None of them are that great at acting so IDK, their little brother Frankie?
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You could go to a water park with Kevin, to the gym with Nick or to the Apple Store with Joe. Which date do you choose?
The Apple Store with Joe. Because I bet people will take our picture.
The water park with Kevin! That sounds like the most fun.
The gym with Nick. That way, I'd get to see him in a tank top.
All of these dates sound horrible. Can't we just go out to dinner?
When you think about your ex-boyfriends, what's the one trait they all have in common?
They're all a little bit aloof.
They're all a little bit dorky.
They're all a little bit vain.
They're all quite fond of shocking people.
If you were married to a Jonas, would you be brave enough to turn your marriage into a TV show?
No. I think that would hurt my brand.
Yes. I want to show young people what a functional marriage looks like.
No ... but I wouldn't be opposed to documenting every inch of our relationship on Instagram.
Probably not. I think those shows are tacky.
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Nick Jones & The Administration: cool band name or nah?
Yeah, it's "cool".
It sounds like a '70s funk band.
It's great! A great name!
I have but one word: lol.
To draw you in, a guy has to ... ?
Have smoldering good looks
Be kind and responsible
Have big dreams and a plan to achieve them
Be an interesting conversationalist
If you could live inside the world of any Disney Channel original movie or series for one week, which one would you choose?
"Camp Rock"
"Wizards of Waverly Place"
"Hannah Montana"
"The Suite Life of Zack & Cody"
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Imagine you're dating a Jonas. Is there anything he could do to embarrass you?
I'd hate to run into any of his ex-girlfriends.
It would be weird if he started talking about his faith at dinner with my friends.
I wouldn't like it if he were wearing overly tight clothes.
Dating a Jonas Brother is inherently embarrassing!
In your opinion, what's the most attractive physical feature a guy can have?
Penetrating eyes
Full lips
Great hair
A lanky frame
Joe's eyebrows: on fleek or ugh?
They're deliciously masculine.
They're cute, but a bit much.
They're way too extra.
What I'm really into is Joe's mustache.
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The Jonas brothers are all in serious relationships. Do you think these relationships will stand the test of time?
Joe's dated a lot of women. I'm not sure I see him and Sophie Turner lasting past 2020.
I admire Kevin and Danielle's marriage. They seem like they're in it for the long-haul.
Nick and Priyanka will be over soon. It's hard for two equally famous people to stay together.
Hard to say. I think a lot of Hollywood marriages are actually for show.
Are you a boy-chaser, or do boys chase YOU?
Boys chase me and I pretend not to notice.
I chase boys. It's like, my calling in life.
I'm good at subtly chasing boys and acting like I'm not interested in them, even when I am.
If I like someone, I ask them out. No chasing required.
"The Amazing Race" calls: they want you to compete! The only hitch is, you have to pick a Jonas as your teammate. Which Jonas will you go with?
Joe. To win "The Amazing Race," you need a partner who's chill and charming.
Kevin. I think he'd be calm during the stressful parts of the journey.
Nick. He's really smart and could help us find shortcuts!
I would turn them down. I'd rather race with Mike White.
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Who do you blame for the Jonas Brothers breaking up?
Probably they really did have creative differences
It's obviously Nick. Him and his giant ego ...
Seemed like a natural progression. It's hard to start an adult career when you're still in a boy band.
Time. They got too old for their audience!
Which of these Jonas Brothers lyrics speaks to your heart?
"We are wild, we are free, we are more than you think so call us freaks, 'cause that's just the way we roll"
"When you love someone and they break your heart, don't give up on love, have faith restart"
"Cause I'd rather just be alone, if I know that I can't have you"
The Jonas Brothers weren't very good at the "lyrics" part of songwriting, were they?
In relationships, what's your love language? How do you show your partners that you care?
Quality Time. You show your partner you're crazy about them by hanging out with them as much as possible.
Acts of Service. When you love someone, you do kind things for them, such as charging your partner's phone or doing their laundry for them.
Words of Affirmation. You show others you love them by giving them wonderful compliments.
Physical Touch. This one is, um, self-explanatory.
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Of all these incredible pop songstresses, which one would you like to duet with most?
Kacey Musgraves
Kelly Clarkson
Shania Twain
Camila Mendes
At the end of the day, the thing you want most in a boyfriend is ... ?
A fun personality. Life's short and I want to have a good time.
A reliable partner. I want someone who will stick with me through thick and thin.
Someone I can show off! I want to be with the hottest, most impressive guy in the room.
Someone I click with. I'm lonely and want to be with someone who understands me.
If you could make out with any "Game of Thrones" character, who would you pick?
Sansa Stark. Sophie Turner is so pretty!
Stannis Baratheon. He deserved to be king!
Daenerys Targaryen. I mean, she's the mother of dragons.
Gendry is an epic babe.
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