Which J.R.R. Tolkien Villain are You?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which J.R.R. Tolkien Villain are You?
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About This Quiz

"The Hobbit" and the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy is known for its epic adventures, mysterious scenery, heroic warriors, but who can forget their villains? Villains in J.R.R. Tolkien's novels take on an otherworldly mystique never before seen in books or movies. So the question is: which J.R.R. Tolkien villain are you? Take this quiz and find out.
Have you ever seen any of the films based off of J.R.R. Tolkien's novels?
Yes.
No.
I've read the books.
I've seen at least one movie.
Which is your favorite Middle Earth adventure movie?
Any of "The Hobbit" movies.
"The Fellowship of the Rings".
"The Two Towers".
"The Return of the King".
What is your favorite thing about J.R.R. Tolkien's books and films?
Adventure.
Bad guys.
Good guys.
Different types of creatures.

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Who is your favorite hero from the "Lord of the Rings"?
Frodo.
Gandalf the White.
Legolas.
Faramir.
What is your weapon of choice?
Sword.
Staff.
Axe.
Bow and arrow.
What are you most afraid of?
Loneliness.
Not being a part of everything.
Having no money.
Dying.

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How adventurous are you?
Not very. I like to stay home.
I prefer to be an armchair quarterback.
I'm up for anything.
I will always succeed at anything I do.
You catch a friend stealing something from a store. What do you do?
Take something too.
Tell them to return it.
Create a diversion for your friend to escape.
Call the cops.
What is scariest about Gollum?
He's unpredictable.
He's deceitful.
He has no qualms about killing someone.
He doesn't trust anyone.

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If you had a superpower, what would it be?
Ability to read minds.
Invisibility.
Ability to fly.
Brute strength.
What have you obsessed over in your life?
Jewelry.
Power.
Wealth.
Gambling.
Are you afraid of water?
Yes, because that's where people drown.
I prefer fire.
No, it's a great place to get fish.
Yes, I can't swim.

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Where do you prefer to live?
In a sewer.
A castle perched on a mountain.
Deep in a cave.
Under the stars.
How many friends do you have?
Just me...and my precious.
I have an army of friends.
I don't have friends, only acquaintances.
I have a couple close people I trust.
What is your highest level of schooling?
Graduated high school.
A couple years of college.
4-year degree.
Advanced degree.

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What do you know most about?
Celebrity gossip.
Gossip among friends.
Politics.
History.
What would your friends nickname you?
The Blob.
The Eye.
Flighty McFlighterson.
Bubba.
What was your favorite subject in school?
Study Hall.
Mathematics.
Gym.
Wood Shop.

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What is your favorite sport?
Billiards.
Football.
Baseball.
Rugby.
What first impression do you leave people with?
Obsessive.
Confident.
Presumptuous.
Sarcastic.
Do you like to fly?
No, I hate it.
I don't mind, but it's not my preferred method of travel.
I love it.
I prefer to stay on the ground.

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What is your favorite metal?
Gold.
Silver.
Platinum.
Copper.
What type of movies you you enjoy watching?
Sad movies.
Scary movies.
Movies about animals.
War movies.
If you were tired and a friend needed you, what wou do?
Ignore the phone call.
Tell your friend to bugger off.
Remind your friend that they didn't help you last time you needed it.
Them to chill out.

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What is your least favorite type of characters found in J.R.R Tolken's novels and movies?
Orcs.
Hobbits.
Dwarves.
Humans.
Why do you hate people?
They are rude.
They are always in my way.
They don't know how to follow direction.
They are dumb.
How old were you when you got in your first fight?
Never been in a fight.
12.
15.
17 or older.

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If you were mugged what would you do?
Cry and run away.
Stand up to the mugger.
Eat the mugger for dinner.
Slay the mugger.
How would you fare in a battle?
I would die fast.
I would lead others to victory or defeat. Don't care, I'm not fighting.
I'd take down a lot of people.
I relish the challenge.
Who is your favorite J.R.R. Tolkien villain?
Gollum.
Sauron.
Smaug.
Azog.

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