Which jungle animal are you?

By: Joshua Laurent
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Which jungle animal are you?
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About This Quiz

It's a jungle out there...and in the case of thousands of animals, that's actually true. If you were going to flourish in the jungle, which species would you be?
What water animal scares you the most?
Alligator
Octopus
Shark
Piranha
Which house pet probably tastes the worst?
Bird
Lizard
Dog
Cat
Which of the following places that starts with 'A' would you like to go to most on vacation?
Angola
Aruba
Australia
Africa

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What's your favorite classification of animal?
Birds
Reptile
Amphibian
Mammal
If you didn't have skin, which would you like?
Feathers
Scales
Fur
Hard outer shell
What's your orientation when it comes to eating flesh?
Vegetarian
Meat Eater
Vegan
Pescatarian

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What super power would you want?
Ability to fly
Super strength
See through walls
Super speed
What animal noise is the coolest?
A crow cawing
A rattlesnake's rattle
A monkey screeching
A lion's roar
Which weapon would you use if you had to kill an intruder?
Baseball bat
Gun
My bare hands
Knife

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What time of the year is the best for hunting?
Late summer
Dead of winter
Late Autumn
Early Spring
Do you always think you're getting the regular beef they claim when you eat at a Chinese food buffet?
Yes, it's just low quality
Legally, don't they have to?
It's probably dog.
No, but I don't want to think about it.
Which breed of dog is the most dangerous?
Pitbull
German Shepard
Bull Mastif
Bulldog

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What's the worst thing about the jungle?
The heat
The humidity
The lack of marked trails
The insects
What kind of fishing is the most fun?
Rod and Reel
Fly
Speer
Internet
What's the worst thing about having a pet?
Cleaning its waste
Picking up its vomit
Vet bills
When it dies

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How long does it take you to eat an average sized meal?
5 minutes
2 hours
15 minutes
1 minute
What's your favorite part of the zoo?
The Aviary
The Reptile House
The Great Ape Display
The Big Cats
Where is the best zoo in the United States?
The Bronx
Washington DC
San Diego
Woodland Park, Illinois

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Which is your favorite Disney character?
Mickey Mouse
Donald Duck
Goofy
Pluto
What's the coolest animal at the circus?
Dogs
Tigers
Elephants
Lions
What's your favorite farm animal?
Goose
Pig
Horse
Cow

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Which is your favorite Winnie the Pooh character?
Piglet
Winnie the Pooh
Roo
Tigger
Which is your favorite fairy tale animal?
The Three Pigs
The Big Bad Wolf
The Three Bears
The Frog Princess
You can give $100 to any animal charity. Which one do you donate to?
Save the Whales
ASPCA
PETA
Polar Bear Rescue

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Which is your favorite Australian animal?
Koala Bear
Wallaby
Kangaroo
Kookaburra
Which of these sports seems the pointless?
Luge
Bowling
Golf
Lacrosse
What animal skin makes the best clothing?
Allligator
Mink
Cow
Leopard

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Which big cat looks the best when taxidermied?
A panther
A tiger
A lion
A jaguar
What kind of rodent makes the best pet?
Guinea Pig
Mouse
Hamster
Ferret
If Jon Bon Jovi were to be attacked, mauled and eventually killed by a pack of animals, what kind of animals should they be?
Vultures
Boa Constrictors
Gorillas
Lions

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