Which Juno character are you?

By: Bri O.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Juno character are you?
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About This Quiz

This quiz will be the cheese to your macaroni! 

When it comes to all the drama and comedy in Juno, which character are you shining as? From Juno to Paulie, which character are you?

Juno is a 2007 comedic drama starring Ellen Page and Michael Cera. The film follows a young teen who winds up unexpectedly pregnant. The story follows her life as she plans to have her child adopted by a married couple, played by Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman.This film is the perfect combination of drama and comedy, all wrapped into a heartfelt coming-of-age story. With its series of dynamic characters, which one are you?

If you're like Juno, you're probably independent and quirky. While some may think your unique personality is weird, you'd never allow that to stop you from staying true to yourself! For those who are a little socially awkward, you might be more like Paulie! Although you might not be the best in social situations, this doesn't outshine the fact that you're caring and genuinely a good person! A character like Mark might be more your speed. Carefree with a youthful personality, you don't like to be tied down to things. Going with the flow is your life motto!

Answer these questions, and we'll let you know which Juno character you are. Let's get started!

Have you ever had a "pregnancy scare?"
I've been involved in at least one, but I haven't personally had one.
It turned out to be more than just a scare...
Yes, those are the worst.
No, fortunately, I've never had this problem.
Are you a dead-beat lab partner?
Kind of, but at least I bring charisma to the table.
No, I do all the work.
I ditched science class.
It's been a long time since I was last someone's lab partner.
How do you feel about the term "sexually active"?
What does that even mean?
They're words, that's all.
It makes me a little uncomfortable.
It's whatever.

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Have you ever barfed in an urn?
I would never do that... *wink* *wink*
Who would barf in an urn?
No, but that's hilarious.
No, I can usually make it to the toilet.
Pick a term of endearment:
Puppy
Wizard
Honey
Sweetheart
Pick a wardrobe favorite:
Flannel
Athletic shorts
Skirt
Leather jacket

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Would you date someone considerably younger than you?
No, but I'd date someone considerably older.
Sure, I don't see why not.
No.
I don't think so, but I might consider it.
Do you like horror films?
Only the ones that aren't too scary.
I love horror films.
Yes, but I like a wide variety of genres.
They're all right.
What's your vice?
Tic Tacs
Witty one-liners
Immaturity
Shameless flirting

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Do you like Woody Allen?
I love Woody Allen!
Not particularly.
He's all right.
No.
Did you go to prom?
Prom is for losers.
Yes, but I didn't get to go with the person I liked.
Yes, I had a great time.
Some of my fondest memories are from that night.
Do you like to people-watch?
Yes, it's especially fun to do at the mall.
No, it's boring.
Sure, people are interesting.
No, that's weird.

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How do you feel about gossip?
I have to stay up-to-date on current events. Gossip is essential to that.
Everyone does it.
Gossip makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable.
Gossip is petty. I'm above it.
Would you enjoy working from home?
Yes, I currently work from home.
No.
Yes, but I also enjoy working in the field.
I'm not sure.
How do you approach adult responsibilities?
I run away from them.
Cautiously.
I'm a natural at adulting.
I seek out advice.

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How do you feel about Mark's character?
He needs to grow up and get over himself.
He's misunderstood.
He's disappointing.
He's a jerk.
Is it possible to fall out of love?
Yes, and then it's time to move on.
Yes, but it can be worked through.
I'm not even sure love exists.
I don't know. I hope not.
Where do you want to live?
A loft.
With loved ones.
Somewhere warm and fancy.
With my significant other.

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Are you ready to be a parent?
No, there's some things that I still want to do.
I'm not sure I ever want to be a parent.
No, but maybe sometime down the line.
Probably not, but I'm up for anything.
Would you ever wear a skirt over your jeans?
Yes, it's an awesome combo.
I don't wear skirts.
No.
Probably not.
Do you have any pets?
No, someone in my household is allergic.
Yes.
No, there's no time to take care of pets.
No, but I want one.

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Pick a favorite:
Vanessa
Mark
Leah
Bleeker
Do you like to run?
Nope.
No, but I do it anyway.
Yes.
I don't mind it.
How often do you ride your bike?
All the time, weather permitting.
I walk, run or ride my bike most of the time.
Rarely ever.
I prefer to drive.

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Can you play guitar?
Yes, and I've been part of a successful band.
Yes, I'm pretty good.
I play for fun.
No.
Do you have a partner in crime?
Yes, my best friend and confidante.
No, I've outgrown that.
Yes, I'd do anything for them.
Kind of, but I have to share them with someone else.
Things are kind of stressed between you and your crush - do you play hard to get?
Yes, cold shoulder all the way.
No, that's ridiculous.
I simply move on to the next crush.
That depends on the crush.

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You'd describe your parents as:
Over-protective.
Supportive.
Clueless.
They aren't in the picture.
Would you throw donuts holes at someone you don't like?
Yes, I've done it before.
Yes, that would be magnificent.
Maybe, if I wouldn't get caught.
No, but I would have fun watching someone else do it.
Have you ever wanted to be a cheerleader?
No, I'm more the librarian type.
I was a cheerleader.
No way, that's not my thing.
Yes, but I participated in other activities instead.

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