Which Latin American Soccer Team Could You Play For?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Latin American Soccer Team Could You Play For?
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About This Quiz

Here in America soccer is a very popular sport, and is becoming more popular with every passing year. But it is nowhere near as prevalent here in the states as it is in Latin America, where it is treated with the same enthusiasm as people in the United States regard football, baseball or basketball. In Latin America soccer players are huge deals, and games are played in front of tens of thousands of fans, all of whom are incredibly enthusiastic. 

We think that you have the skills to make it in Latin America as a soccer player. Whether you know it or not, you have all the ability in the world: all it takes is a little commitment and a lot of practice. And after that, you are well on your way to being one of the best footballers the world has ever seen.

But where would you go to start being the soccer all-star you were always meant to be?  Latin America is a massive place, with a lot of different countries that are crazy about soccer, such as Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and Uruguay, among many others, and all of these countries have a lot of different teams. Take this quiz to find out where you'll play!

How much do you like steak?
I can take it or leave it.
I don't eat meat.
I like it lots.
It is the best thing ever.

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Would you mind living in a small country?
No, I like a fast pace.
I could handle it.
I would rather not.
Sure, I love peace and quiet.

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Do you enjoy hiking mountains?
I love doing that.
Sometimes it is fun.
No, I am not in shape for that.
I have never done it.

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Have you ever tried a drink called mate?
No and I don't want to.
Never heard of it.
No, but I would love to check it out.
I love that stuff!

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Do you enjoy Christmas?
I love it!
I usually get into it.
I don't think about it much.
I don't dig Christmas at all.

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Do you like a good glass of wine?
I would rather have something stronger.
I don't drink.
Sure, I like wine.
I love wine!

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How many books do you read a month?
I read about a book a month.
I read two or three books a month.
I read four or five books a month.
I read more than five books a month.

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Would you say that you like to "play hard"?
I would say that for sure. I am a party animal.
Sure, if I am in the mood.
That depends on what we are talking about.
I am not sure what you are talking about.

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Have you ever considered cosmetic surgery?
Yes, and I have had some.
I have thought about it.
No, that is too expensive.
No that is creepy.

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Do you think Pele is cool?
He is the coolest.
I don't know much about him.
He is overrated.
Who is Pele?

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How shy are you?
Not at all, I will talk to anyone.
I am usually pretty outgoing.
I am about average I guess.
I am ridiculously shy.

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What do you think of thong bikinis?
They are the coolest thing ever.
A lot of women wear them that probably shouldn't.
I don't care either way about them.
They are so lame.

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How much do you like to party?
I party constantly.
I party maybe once a month.
I party once a week or so.
I never party.

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Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Sure, I do it as much as I can get away with.
Maybe a few times, when I was kind of hammered.
No, that is kind of gross.
No, I am too shy.

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Are you afraid of piranhas?
Don't be silly.
No, should I be?
No, but I am wary of them.
Yes, I am terrified.

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Do you believe in UFOs?
No, that is insane.
Yes, very much so,
I am not sure.
I think so, but I need more proof.

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How much bread do you eat?
I try not to eat any, too much sugar.
I eat bread constantly.
I have bread every once in a while.
I eat it a lot, but am trying to eat less.

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Have you ever been to a large desert?
I can't say that I have.
Yes, I find them fascinating.
I went to one once.
No, but I plan to someday.

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Are you a fan of Pablo Neruda?
I have never heard of him.
He is awesome.
Is he a soccer player?
I don't like him that much.

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Do you like fireworks?
They are fun.
I love them.
I don't care for them much.
I hate how loud they are.

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Do you worry about earthquakes?
Doesn't everybody?
No, I can handle those.
I never think about it.
Earthquakes terrify me.

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Are you into street food?
I love street food.
Yes, it is one of my favorite things.
I don't care for it much.
No, I don't trust street food.

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How cool are penguins?
Not cool at all.
I love penguins!
They are pretty cool.
I don't really think about them that much.

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Have you ever danced the tango?
I have, but I am not that great at it.
I have never tried, but I would like to learn.
Yes, I love the tango.
No, I don't dance.

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Do you think a holiday called Friendship Day is a good idea?
Sure, friends are cool.
No, there are too many holidays already.
That sounds amazing!
I don't know what to think about that.

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What do you think of Che Guevara?
I don't know who that was.
I don't think much of him.
He was the coolest.
I know who he is, but don't know much about what he stood for.

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Are you in favor of same sex marriage?
For the most part.
No.
Of course!
I am on the fence.

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Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
I have a few times.
No, that is wrong.
I have done it a lot.
No, but I would if I could.

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Are you a fan of Diego Maradona?
I don't know who that is.
I can't stand that guy.
Yes, he is the greatest soccer player ever.
Sure, he is pretty cool.

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Have you ever kissed someone of your gender with a kiss on the cheek as a greeting?
I have as a joke.
No, I am too shy for that.
Yes, I have done it before.
Gross.

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