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About This Quiz
Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events" follows the grim tale of the Baudelaire orphans and their encounters with the villainous Count Olaf. Which of these strange characters are you most like? Take the quiz to find out!
Do you like to wear costumes?
Not really.
On Halloween, sure.
I prefer to wear my everyday clothes.
Yes, I get a kick out of it.
Do you have any alter egos?
I have a few...
No.
No, but you don't want to mess with me.
That's one problem I don't have.
Do you understand baby talk?
Yes, but it's not always easy.
No, it's just nonsense.
I'm fluent.
It's my first language.
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Do you like to work with your hands?
My hands are too delicate.
Yes, I love it.
I prefer to use my mouth.
Not particularly, but I don't mind it.
Do you have any special talents?
I can use my teeth as a tool.
I'm an excellent researcher.
I'm an ingenious inventor.
I'm a master manipulator.
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Are you good with grammar?
I don't care about grammar.
Yes, but I prefer to use slang.
I taught myself proper grammar.
Sure, but it's not my strong suit.
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You encounter a large wooden wall that you need to get over, so what do you do?
I start thinking of everything I've read about walls.
I try to figure out how to get over the top of it.
I look for a secret door.
I demand immediate passage.
Is hygiene important to you?
I have more important things to worry about.
Yes, but it's not a top priority.
Yes, I like to feel clean.
Sure, it's one thing I'm in control of.
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Have you ever been hypnotized?
Yes, it was an unfortunate event.
No, and I don't want to be.
No, but that might be a cool experience.
I've practiced hypnosis on others.
Do you like to cook?
I love cooking!
I don't mind it if I'm in good company.
Sure, but I rarely have the time to enjoy cooking.
I don't cook.
Are you trusting?
I have trust issues.
I'm trusting until given a reason not to be.
Yes, but never blindly.
I trust a few people and no one else.
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Does the truth hurt?
Usually, yes.
Honesty doesn't have to hurt.
I don't know; I just say it like it is.
I cope with the truth by denying it.
Do you prefer to work alone?
Yes, I don't want to be tied down by partners.
It all depends on what I'm working on. Sometimes it's more effective to work alone.
I prefer to be part of a collaborative effort where everyone contributes something uniquely important.
No, I prefer to be part of a team.
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Are you good at whistling?
Yes, it's one of my musical talents.
I'm good at whistling at people.
Not particularly, no.
I'm not bad at it.
Do people ever have a hard time understanding you?
Yes, and it's very frustrating, so I don't talk much.
Only when I'm intentionally speaking in strange accents.
No, people can usually understand me.
No, I try to speak slowly and clearly.
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What child are you?
I'm an only child.
I'm the middle child.
I'm the youngest child.
I'm the eldest child.
Do you like libraries?
Yes, I wish I could spend all of my time in libraries.
No.
I like that I can find answers in libraries.
I don't have much use for libraries right now.
Are you willing to question or correct people who hold authority over you?
Yes, I'm usually the first one to speak up.
I'll question whomever I want.
I'll say something if I have to.
Yes, but they usually ignore me.
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Do you know any strange facts?
I've picked up lots of interesting facts from all the books I've read.
Sure, I know some weird things.
Yes, but I don't consider them strange.
No, I know normal facts.
Are you friendly with your neighbors?
I don't talk to my neighbors.
I don't know anything about my neighbors.
Yes, and I even help out with their yards.
Sure, I try to be polite.
You'd rather clean:
The toilet.
The sink and tub.
I'd make someone else clean the bathroom.
The grout.
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Do you understand nuptial law?
I understand the basics.
Yes, I know quite a bit about it.
I have no reason to know about it.
No, but how hard can it be?
Do you have a theme song?
Yes, I wrote it myself.
No, I'm not that conceited.
Do people actually have personal theme songs?
No, and I don't want one.
What would be your contribution to a spaghetti dinner?
The noodles.
The sauce.
I'd chop up the parsley and other ingredients.
Nothing, but I'd eat it.
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