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About This Quiz
Dreaming of knighthood and medieval life is one thing, but bringing your dreams to life is another story. Find out which medieval weapon you should learn how to use in real life!
What part of medieval life would stink the most?
Lack of plumbing
Lack of birth control
Having a class system
No personal hygiene
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What do you play to experience knighthood?
Skyrim
Dungeons and Dragons
Medieval LARP games
Assassin's Creed
Where would you post a picture of yourself wielding your favorite medieval weapon?
Instagram
Facebook
Twitter
Snapchat
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Which steed would you choose as a knight?
A black Arabian horse
A white Destrier mustang
An adorable llama
A Palfrey riding horse
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What kind of armor would you prefer?
Full plate armor
Reinforced chain mail
Chain mail hauberk
Light leather armor
What meal do you make for special occasions in the winter?
Pot roast with potatoes and veggies
Roast chicken with root vegetables
Lasagna with meat sauce
Braised pork shoulder with polenta
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In a castle court, which would you rather be?
Knight
Prince or princess
King or queen
Lady-in-waiting
Which movie of sword play and royal antics is your favorite?
"The Princess Bride"
"Robin Hood: Men in Tights"
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
"Lady Hawke"
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Where would you take your significant other for a European romantic vacation?
Skiing in the Swiss Alps
Exploring the streets of Venice
Castle hopping the British Isles
Wine tasting tour of France
When your family visits your city, where do they stay?
In the guest room of my home
I have a pull-out couch for guests.
In my room. I'll stay on the couch.
In a hotel nearby
What is your favorite hot beverage for a cold evening?
Peach and black tea
Cappuccino
Hot cocoa
Mulled wine
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Which utility knife do you own?
Leatherman
Swiss Army knife
Folding survival blade
Sheathed hunting knife
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What would you build a cabin in the woods out of primarily?
Cedar planks
River rock
Reclaimed barn wood
Greenhouse glass
Which chivalry rule do you still uphold?
To defend the honor of my brethren
To see all enterprises through to the end
To protect the weak and defenseless
To never refuse a challenge from an equal
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Where do you dream of retiring to?
The hills of Ireland
A small German village
A cozy hobbit hole in Scotland
A penthouse in London
How frequently would you practice with your weapon?
Every evening
Once a week
Every few weeks or so
Once in a blue moon
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