Which Metal Gear Boss are You?

By: Eric Totherow
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Which Metal Gear Boss are You?
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About This Quiz

Are you a tool of the government, or anyone else? We can read your personality even if you use the other USB port. Revisit the Metal Gear Solid series and find out whether you belong in Foxhound, Cobra, Dead Cell, or the Diamond Dogs.
How do you feel about new technology?
I'm always an early adopter
I'll try something if I have a use for it
I prefer to wait until the bugs are ironed out
I don't even want a smartphone...
What do you value most in people?
Empathy
Loyalty
Intelligence
Ambition
What was your favorite subject in school?
History
Math
English
Gym

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Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?
Maybe platonic love, but not romantic
Yes, absolutely
Only if you're on the winning side
No
Do you tend to focus on the past, present, or future?
Past
Present
Future
All of them at once
Who did you vote for in the last election?
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Gary Johnson
Nobody. I didn't want to vote for the lesser evil.

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Do you want to have kids?
Yes, I want kids of my own
Yes, but I would adopt
I like working with kids, but I wouldn't be a parent
No. I don't like kids
What's your favorite David Bowie song?
Heroes
Lazarus
The Man Who Sold The World
Life on Mars
Which of these would be the coolest job?
Astronaut
Marine
Chess Grandmaster
CEO

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How was your relationship with your parents?
My parents loved and supported me
High pressure, but they were always on my side
Distant
Actively unpleasant
What type of music do you like?
Classical
Indie
Electronic
Rock
Pick a video game era
PS2 / Xbox / Gamecube
The newest games on the newest systems
PS1 and N64
Classic 8-bit

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What animal do you want as a pet?
Cat
Dog
Horse
Snake
What's your favorite sport?
Football
Martial Arts
Archery
Track and Field
What's your dream car?
Aston Martin
Self-Driving Tesla
Hummer
Chevy Bolt

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Pick a movie genre
Drama
Horror
Action
Science Fiction
What's your Halloween costume of choice?
Ghost / Zombie
Rival Politicians
Slasher Villain
Myself
Pick a gift you'd like to receive
Flowers
Money
Books
Giving gifts is a waste of time

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Who's your favorite superhero?
Superman
Batman
Iron Man
Doctor Strange
Pick a book
Man's Search for Meaning
The Interpretation of Dreams
How to Win Friends and Influence People
Atlas Shrugged
Of the following which is your preferred Netflix show?
House of Cards
Stranger Things
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Black Mirror

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Pick a superpower
Super Strength
Superhuman Reflexes
Invisibility
Flight
What do you do when someone betrays your trust?
Try to understand why they did what they did
Learn from the experience and never make the same mistake again
Swallow your pride and try to resolve the situation
Punch them in the face
What future technology are you most excited about?
Artificial Intelligence
Augmented Reality
New cures for diseases
Nanomachines, son

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