Which MIB agent are you?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which MIB agent are you?
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About This Quiz

"The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere. Ever." Do you have what it takes to be a Men in Black?
Do you have a sense of humor?
Yes but I don't really show it.
Of course I do. Other people don't seem to like it though.
No. I'm all business all the time.
Kind of. It's there but you don't see it so much. It's more just there.
Are you a calm person?
Yes. Extremely
Not really.
No. Not at all. I get what I want when I want it.
I try to keep my cool. Sometimes it gets the better of me though.
Do many people like you?
Yeah, of course a lot of people like me.
I think so. If they don't then that's their own problem.
No one at all seems to like me.
Some people do others don't. What's the difference.

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How do you describe yourself?
I'm smart
I'm hilarious
I'm a good person and like to joke around
I'm kind of cold.
Do you have a family?
Sort of. It's very small.
Yes. It's large.
Yes. They are called my friends.
Well that's an interesting question.
Would you make a good detective?
No. I don't really pay much attention to details.
No. I'm more of a criminal type.
Of course. I look for important details all the time.
Somewhat. I know a lot of things that could be useful if I were a detective.

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How do other people describe you?
Distant
Funny
Smart and strange
Mean
Favorite part of being a MiB
The secrecy
The suit
The neurolizer
I don't have a favorite part. I like all of it.
Least favorite part of being a MiB
Not able to be known outside of the MiB
The restrictions.
I don't think I'm right for the job
It gets tiring

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How do you prefer to resolve a conflict?
Whatever it takes.
Peacefully.
Violently.
I just avoid it.
How did you obtain your skill set?
A unique Experiment.
As an entertainer.
Through hard work.
I was programmed.
Which of the following would be your battle song?
Thunderstruck - AC/DC
Bring 'em Out - T.I.
Fergalicious - Fergie
We will rock you - Queen

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Pick a weapon.
Sword.
Pistol.
Ice blaster.
Big Ass Gun.
What do you fight for?
Justice.
Peace.
Respect.
Pleasure.
Which describes you best?
Logical.
Sassy.
Lil' bit cray.
Ruthless.

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What sets you off?
Global warming.
Unreliable people.
Dishonor.
People who get in my way.
What is your battle strategy?
Teamwork will win the war.
Shoot first ask questions later.
Minimal moves with maximum damage.
No one gets out alive...
Your best friend is a...
Gun.
Person.
Pet.
I don't have friends.

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Which would you prefer to participate in?
A gaming tournament.
A paintball war game.
A karaoke contest.
Fly a Jet.
What do you worry about?
My past catching up to me.
The future.
Why worry?
People around me.
How many people are on your hate list?
3-6
1-3
I don't hate anyone.
too many to keep track.

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How do you react when someone cuts you off on the highway?
I shout at the idiot and flip them off.
I drive up next to them and throw something at their window.
I just sit and brood about it.
I don't do anything, it's not worth it.
Who are you in your friend group?
The planner
The Rebal
The daydreamer
The emotional one
Things aren't going your way. How do you react?
I brush it off
I hit the gym and work it off
I pout and cry
I carefully analyze what went wrong so it doesn't happen again.

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Do you consider yourself a leader or a follower?
Leader
Follower
How big is your Ego on a scale of 1-5?
1
2
3-4
5
What could someone do to make you lose your cool?
Disrespect me
Threaten someone I care about
Take advantage of someone helpless
Any of these might do

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You find your path blocked by a wall. What do you do?
Break it
Blast it
Walk through it
Go around it
Which of these books should every child read?
The giving tree
Where the wild things are
Winnie the Pooh
Grimm's fairy tales
Describe your teenage years in one word:
Tragic
Fun
Loner
Rebellious

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