Which mythical creature is your guardian?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which mythical creature is your guardian?
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About This Quiz

When it comes to the history of humankind, there have been several instances where creatures that do not necessarily exist were brought forth in books and in movies. These beings are able to accomplish amazing feats such as fly, freeze men with one look, or even have multiple limbs. They look nothing like your average dog or goat and are often a mix of more than one animal. So which fearsome mythological creature would watch over you?

Would your guardian be the siren that lives under the sea — the mermaid? These creatures are both deadly and beautiful and could charm a man out of his life. Would one sink ships for you? Or would your guardian be a centaur — a half-man, half-horse warrior that is as fierce as he is proud? Would a centaur go to battle for you? What about a unicorn? These horses are as regal as they are magical and have healing powers that many mythological creatures do not. Would one save you if you were dying? Or would your guardian be a werewolf? The men who have the ability to shift into wolves are loyal and bloodthirsty. Would one paint the town red (literally) to get vengeance in your name? 

If you want to find out which mythical creature your guardian is, take this quiz! 

Do you lose your temper much?
All the time — people are so dumb sometimes!
Only when a situation warrants it.
I usually control it pretty well.
I am totally chill, nothing rattles me.
How often do you party?
As much as possible.
Once a week.
About once a month.
Just on special occasions.
What would you do if you caught a friend cheating at poker?
Never speak to them again!
Just never play with them again.
Forgive but not forget.
It's no big deal if it's only for fun.

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How important is winning?
I'm not big into competition, so I don't really care.
Participating and having fun is its own reward.
Winning is everything.
I love winning — even if sometimes it's not worth the effort.
Do you have a five-year plan?
No. Life is too complicated right now.
Indeed. My life is going to unfold like a sheet of paper!
I'm still working on my five-minute plan.
Yes. But I expect it will change as situations arise.
Helping the poor makes them lazy...
I agree.
I don't care either way.
I disagree.
I don't really know.

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Do you trust your heart or head?
I trust my head.
I trust my heart.
Balance is needed between the two.
I trust a different part of my anatomy!
When did you last talk to a friend?
Literally 30 seconds ago.
Earlier in the week.
Sometime today.
I don't remember.
If you had a choice would you rather:
Restart your life.
Continue with your life.
Continue with someone else's life.
Be an animal...duh!

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You believe that love is...
A chemical reaction in the brain.
A spiritual event.
For wimps.
The most important thing in the universe.
When is it acceptable to lie?
Anytime, so long no one finds out.
Only white lies are OK.
For the most part never, unless it might save someone's life.
It's never OK to lie.
Is it better to...
Live a quiet and comfortable life, and be forgotten by history.
Pursue your dream, even if it means a short, painful and brutal life.
Live life at full speed.
Be a constant source of stability in a crazy world.

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What's more important to you?
Having a lot of money.
Being famous.
Finding my one true love.
Knowing and understanding how things work.
Choose a social media network:
Facebook
Pinterest
Twitter
Instagram
How do you respond when insulted?
Fire back a response immediately!
Stand up for yourself calmly but firmly.
Back down, then plot revenge.
Shrug or laugh it off.

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Who do you turn to when you have a problem?
Myself
My family
Friends
The internet or reading material
You're at work with a big project due at the end of the day. What do you do for lunch?
Eat while at my desk — I am the master of multitasking!
Skip it, work comes first.
I go out for food and take some time to relax, I don't work well under pressure.
Skip lunch but take a few minutes to destress.
How do you like to dance?
Something slow, maybe a waltz
Upbeat but classy
Bump-and-grind is the only way to go
Free-flowing

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What's your favorite thing to watch on TV?
Cooking and gardening shows
Sports
Reality TV
News and documentaries
Your significant other reveals they have cheated on you. They apologize and promise not to do it again. What do you do?
Take a break and think things over.
Remain calm and work through it.
Kick their ass to the curb, and then maybe seek out some revenge.
Listen to your gut and go from there.
When someone is being overly dramatic about a situation, you...
Tend to stay out of it.
Get angry and annoyed.
Try to figure out the meaning behind it.
Give advice, and hopefully lead them to a better path of understanding.

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Introverted or extroverted?
Introverted
Extroverted
Extroverted
Introverted
Who are you?
The listener
The warrior
The trickster
The lover
Every finger we use has significance and meaning, which one do you find yourself using the most?
Index
Ring
Middle
Thumb

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What's the first thing you do when you arrive at the office in the morning?
I do a tour around the office to say hello to everyone.
I boot up my computer and go get coffee, hopefully without having to talk to anyone.
I tell my coworker about this amazing idea I had the night before for how to improve our website.
I like to talk about what happened on my favorite TV show the night before and how it *should* have gone.
When you're extremely stressed out, you tend to:
Meditate in a field, and possibly buy another Porsche.
Play violent video games.
Talk. A lot. Like, A LOT a lot.
Eat an entire package of strawberry-flavored Twizzlers.
Which fictional character would you be most likely to dress up as for Halloween?
Fluttershy, the My Little Pony that is shy
Chandler from the TV show "Friends"
Homer Simpson
Freddy Krueger

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You're most afraid of:
Acrophobia (eek, heights!)
Coulrophobia (eek, clowns!)
Necrophobia (eek, death or dead stuff!)
Ophidiophobia (eek, snakes!)
How important is being on time to you?
So important. Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable.
I think it's just polite to be on time.
I hate to admit it, but I usually run late.
I prefer to be on time, but I won't kill myself if I'm running late.
You would be most likely to keep a collection of:
Rocks
Fancy expensive wine
Crystal figurines
Stamps

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