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Sailors would tell tall-tales of mythological sea creatures to explain what they didn't know. Which one of these mysterious creatures of the sea best fits your personality? Take this quiz to find out!
Have you ever been sea sick?
Nope. My stomach is as solid as an oak!
I get sick when I get out of bed.
Maybe, I don't know what it would feel like.
Sometimes, but not often.
What body of water are you not comfortable in?
Crystal blue seas.
The deep ocean.
Lakes and rivers.
My bathtub.
Are you good at spinning yarns?
Well, I did catch the biggest fish man has ever seen yesterday.
I'm better at swabbing decks.
I can fancy up a story.
Not at all.
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Have you ever seen something strange at sea?
My parents drunk on a cruise ship.
Maybe, but I'd had a lot of drinks by then.
I've never been to sea.
Yes, but no one believes me.
Do you believe that ancient myths are based on fact?
No, they are just stories.
I do.
I think they are based on what someone thought was a fact.
All lies.
Which sea creature would be most terrifying?
A Kraken.
The hydra.
A sea dragon.
A great white shark.
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If thrown overboard in a storm, would you survive?
Yes, I'd cling to anything I could to save myself.
I'm not so sure.
Hopefully I just wake up on a deserted island with a hottie.
Not a chance.
What is your biggest fear on the open ocean?
Succumbing to the terror of a kraken.
A massive storm that destroys the ship.
Falling into a frenzy of hammerhead sharks.
Coming upon a ghost ship.
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Are you attracted to mermaids?
No, but I'm sure they'd make a tasty meal.
They're okay.
I'm in love with them.
Gross, mermaids are manatees. So, no.
Do you think you would be lured by the sound of a Siren?
Maybe.
I think I can thwart their voices.
Yes, but I would somehow escape.
I would be lured, crash my ship and get eaten.
An eight-headed hydra attacks. What do you do?
Grab fishing spears and fight to the death. Hopefully, the Hydra's.
Stand behind people, until I am only left and hope the Hydra is full.
Jump overboard and let the suckers on the ship fight it off.
Umm, you know a hydra isn't real, right?
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Which 18th-century sailing profession would you have enjoyed?
Piracy.
Merchant.
Dock clerk.
Captain.
You're going on a cruise and someone says, "Watch out for the Kraken!" What do you say?
"What evs."
"Okay, sure dude."
"I will."
"Well, you watch out for being dumb."
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How do you handle conflict?
Aggressively.
I try to glean many perspectives before getting involved.
I'm a charmer.
I'm an instigator.
What is your relationship style?
I am forward.
I date several people at once.
I'm sweet and charming.
You could call me a Black Widow.
How do you kiss?
It generally hurts.
I'm sloppy and all over the place.
It's a little wet, but fun.
My kisses are sensual and alluring.
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What is your favorite sea-related film?
"Pirates of the Caribbean" the series.
"20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
"Muppet Treasure Island."
"Moby Dick."
Which real sea creature would terrify you?
Giant squid.
A huge whale breaching along our ship.
Any kind of shark.
Dolphins. They can't be trusted.
What kind of cruise would you enjoy?
A singles cruise.
A couples cruise.
A river cruise.
A band tribute cruise.
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Where would you like to go on a cruise to?
Alaska.
The Caribbean.
The South Pacific.
The Mediterranean.
Who are you at the office?
I'm the boss.
I'm the person who can get anything for you.
I'm the cutie in the corner.
I'm the guy always on break.
What kind of music do think should be played at your dramatic ending? Yes, when you die.
Rock and roll baby!
Something classical and powerful.
Gangsta' rap.
A soft and romantic score.
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How do you shake hands?
I'm the first to the punch. Strong grip and two pumps.
I'm the guy who squeezes too early and only gets your fingers, but I don't adjust, so then it's all awkward. I'm that guy.
I have a confident, yet light grip as if to say, "we're equals."
My hand is essentially a limp fish.
What do you drink to keep you awake?
Tea.
Coffee.
Soda pop.
Nothing. I sing and dance to stay awake.
What kind of a boat would you like to be captain of?
My own yacht.
An 18th-century sloop.
A cruise ship.
None, I'm fine with my feet on land.
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What do you love about the sea?
Plenty of food.
I love the sound of crashing waves.
It is huge and gives me the feeling that anything is possible.
The smell of fish is overwhelmingly sexy.
Your ship is sinking and there is only one life boat that isn't enough for all the people. What do you do?
I sink the life boat so everyone has the same opportunity.
I jump in the life boat and begin paddling. If others can get to it then cool. If not, that stinks.
I load women and children first. If I go down then I go down.
I don't have time for a life boat. I just jump and cross my fingers.
What do people say is your most charming personality trait?
I am confident.
I wear many hats.
I am flirty.
I am a motivator.
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