Which NBA Player Is Your Soulmate?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Which NBA Player Is Your Soulmate?
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About This Quiz

We can already assume, just by the fact that you chose to take this quiz that your soulmate is a phenomenal athlete who has risen to the top of their profession in the game of basketball. Now that we've narrowed things down that far, we're going to need to do a little more exploration to figure out which personality would be the perfect match for you. We sure hope you like to travel and that you're prepared to live your life in the public spotlight. Things are sure to change drastically once you two lovebirds find each other.

Are you drawn to the finer things in life? Do you consider the label of "diva" to be a badge of honor? Does the description of high-maintenance fit you perfectly well? If so, we've got one of the greatest players to ever suit up on the hardwood that should be a great fit for you. I hear Cleveland is nice this time of year, but you never know if King James might take his talents to South Beach again.

Maybe you feel a greater pull in the direction of the type of player who is considered a kind guy by everyone around him. At the same time, perhaps you want someone who will fiercely stand up for themselves and their loved ones. If that sounds about right, we're leaning in the direction of the initials KD for your soulmate.

The shot clock is winding down. Time to make your move.

Are you drawn to the finer things in life?
Yeah, only the best stuff for me. I'm so worth it!
I tend to focus on family and enjoying the simple things in life.
I like nice stuff, but I prefer quality over what other people think is cool.
I wouldn't mind experiencing some expensive stuff once in a while.
Which city would you rather spend time in?
Milwaukee.
Oklahoma City.
San Francisco.
Cleveland.
Which snack are you most likely to get at a basketball game?
A hot dog.
A soft pretzel.
Nachos.
Popcorn.

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Which personality on TNT's "Inside the NBA" do you enjoy the most?
Shaquille O'Neal.
Ernie Johnson Jr.
Charles Barkley.
Kenny Smith.
Do you enjoy traveling?
I like taking a trip every so often.
I'd much rather stay at home.
I love traveling all over the world!
I enjoy spending time in the neighborhood, but sometimes you do need a change of scenery.
Are you okay with your soulmate being high-maintenance?
I'm okay if someone has a few things they're picky about, as long as it doesn't get out of control.
Honestly, I'd actually prefer it: I want someone who knows what they want.
I'd definitely rather not be with someone who is very high-maintenance.
No, I want to be with someone who is easy to please.

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How well would you handle the media being involved in your life?
I would love it.
I'd be okay with a few moments where we shared our life with the public, but I do need some privacy too.
I think I would hate it. I would need a partner who would keep me out of the spotlight.
Honestly, I'm not quite sure how I would handle it.
Of the following, which college basketball program do you like the most?
I'm not really into college basketball.
Texas.
Davidson.
Ohio State.
How laid-back are you?
I'm about as chill as they come.
You would have to disrespect me or my family to see me lose my temper.
I guess I have moments where I lose my cool, but generally I try to stay pretty relaxed.
I'm all smiles on the outside, but that hides how competitive I actually am.

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Which position in basketball do you feel most drawn to?
I want someone who can play all over the court.
Forward.
Center.
Guard.
How would you want your soulmate to deal with someone disrespecting you?
I would want him to break from his normal nice guy personality and stand up for me.
I wouldn't want him to make a big deal about it.
I'm sure just his presence would make that highly unlikely.
I'd want him to go crazy on them.
Do you feel attracted to nice guys?
I'd be attracted to a guy who is nice on the outside, but very competitive deep down.
Nah, I don't want a jerk or anything, but I'd rather be with a bit of a bad boy.
Yes, I'm only interested in nice guys.
I'd rather be with a guy who was "too cool for school."

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Do you want someone who is more serious or a bit of a comedian?
I'm attracted to those who are more serious.
I don't want a comedian, but definitely someone who keeps things low-key.
I'd prefer someone who is mostly serious, but can get silly once in a while.
I'd much rather be with a total comedian.
How many brackets do you fill out for March Madness this year?
I filled out a bunch of brackets.
I filled out one bracket.
I filled out a couple of brackets.
I didn't fill out any brackets this year.
Which coach would you rather play for?
Steve Kerr.
Gregg Popovich.
Tyronn Lue.
Doc Rivers.

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Which Hall of Fame basketball player do you like the most?
Michael Jordan.
Karl Malone.
Wilt Chamberlain.
Magic Johnson.
Which overseas vacation destination would you most like to visit?
Paris, France.
Tokyo, Japan.
Athens, Greece.
Dubai, UAE.
Would you rather have wisdom or enthusiasm as a prime characteristic in your soulmate?
I'd rather they had energy and enthusiasm: I'll teach them what they need to know.
I'd much rather have a wise soul than an inexperienced young buck.
I guess I'd rather they were smarter, but I don't want someone too full of themselves.
I'd want someone who had a good balance in the middle between those two.

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Of the following, which NBA team do you dislike the most?
The Golden State Warriors.
The Cleveland Cavaliers.
The Boston Celtics.
The Chicago Bulls.
Which scoring move best matches the vibe of your ideal soulmate?
Post-up move.
Slam dunk.
Raining threes.
Driving down the lane.
Where would you rather watch the game from?
At home on the couch.
In court-side seats.
Up in the luxury box.
I'm happy to watch from anywhere.

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At what point in the season do you start watching NBA games on a regular basis?
I'll check out the start of the playoffs.
I'll start paying attention after the All-Star Game.
I watch all season long.
I might watch The Finals.
Did you ever play organized basketball?
I played in a fun league with friends or coworkers.
I was on a team in my younger days.
No, I never did.
I played in high school or beyond that.
How would you rate your dribbling skills?
I'm terrible at dribbling.
They are way better than you might think.
I don't look like a total fool, but it's not that pretty.
They are amazing. I can do all kinds of tricks.

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In an argument, would you rather find compromise or be right?
I'm right, so there's no need to compromise.
I'm only interested in finding a solution that works.
It depends on the situation.
I'm generally going to avoid getting into the argument in the first place.
Would you rather be paired up with a rookie or a veteran of the league?
I want the young one.
That's not a factor that makes a difference to me.
Somewhere in the middle of those two extremes sounds pretty much ideal.
I don't have time for the inexperienced ones. Give me a veteran.
Which movie about basketball would you most want to watch?
"Hoosiers."
"Hoop Dreams."
"Space Jam."
"White Men Can't Jump."

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Are you more East or West Coast?
I'm 100% East Coast.
I'm more comfortable in the middle of the country.
I have more of an international flair.
I'm West Coast all the way.
Which description best matches your soulmate's fashion style?
I'd say that it's sharp but not over the top.
I'd say that it's casual.
I'd say that it's lighthearted and fun.
I'd say that they're always setting new trends.
Besides basketball, which other sport do you like the most?
Wrestling.
Football.
Baseball.
Soccer.

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