Which "New Girl" Character are You?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which "New Girl" Character are You?
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About This Quiz

"New Girl" is a sitcom that first aired in 2011. The series follows a quirky and upbeat Jessica Day, who moves into an apartment with quintessential bachelors. If you love "New Girl," you likely have a favorite character. But, which character are you most like? Take this quiz and find out.
What do you do when something doesn't go your way?
Bake a cake.
Grab a few beers.
Cry.
Over analyze the problem, and make it worse.
What is your favorite kind of cake?
Ice cream with a bunch of frosting flowers.
Any kind.
Vanilla layered with strawberry cream and a succulent buttercream frosting.
Cake is fattening.
If you find a week-old piece of cake under your bed. What do you do?
Leave it.
Eat it.
Throw it out.
Vomit and have a house meeting about vermin.

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What is the first thing you drink in the morning?
Coffee.
A beer. Maybe two.
Juice.
Water.
What is your most desirable personality trait?
I'm upbeat
I can always offer a different opinion.
I am trustworthy.
I am loyal.
What is your worst personality trait?
I'm needy.
I'm a bit of a slob.
I'm paranoid.
I overreact to pretty much everything.

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When a stranger says hi, what do you tend to do?
Tell the stranger my life story.
Ignore the person.
Make a new friend.
Wonder why they said "hi" and spend the rest of the day worrying about it.
You receive an unmarked envelope on your door. What do you do?
Happily open it.
Toss it under the couch with the bills.
Burn it in protest.
Spend a week trying to figure out what the letter might say.
How do you sleep?
In the fetal position cuddling soft pillows.
Wherever I land.
Peacefully on my back listening to classic music.
Twisting, turning, mumbling, and snoring.

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What is your favorite meat?
Tofu.
Steak.
Chicken.
Shrimp.
You are invited to a fancy party. What do you do?
Take as many selfies as I can.
Hide in the bathroom all night.
Get goofy on champagne.
Schmooze with the fanciest dressed people.
What do you steal from a fancy hotel?
A robe.
The coffee maker.
Towels.
A robe.

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What is in your car's glovebox?
A makeup bag.
A moldy...something.
Kitty treats.
Gloves.
What is on your pizza?
Pineapple.
Just meat.
Vegetables.
Yuck! I don't eat pizza.
What is your go-to alcoholic beverage?
Something fruity.
Beer.
Wine.
Champagne.

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What is something you've been working on for a long time?
Getting a promotion.
A novel.
Getting a significant other.
Losing weight.
What is your favorite conversation topic?
Me.
Weird people.
Cats.
Politics.
What is your favorite TV show?
"New Girl."
"Barney Miller."
"Superstore."
CNN.

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What was your favorite subject in high school?
Music.
Woodshop.
Cooking.
Math.
What kind of driver are you?
Indecisive.
Aggressive.
Polite.
Defensive.
What is your favorite dish?
Coffee mug.
Pizza box.
Large bowl.
Beautiful plate.

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What instrument represents you?
Triangle.
Banjo.
Flute.
Drums.
When do you show up at a party?
Very late.
I might not show.
Early to help set up.
7 minutes after it begins.
What is your favorite 1990s sitcom?
"Friends."
"Married with Children."
"Seinfeld."
"Frasier."

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What do you on your day off of work?
Make something fun.
Sleep.
Take my cat for a walk.
Work.
Where would you like to go on vacation?
A European castle.
New Orleans.
The pet store.
Washington D.C.
What is your favorite dessert?
Ice cream.
Beer float.
Cake.
A bon-bon. Just one bon-bon.

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What is your favorite pre-packaged lunch?
SpaghettiOs.
Spam.
Chef Boyardee.
Chicken noodle soup.
What is your favorite body jewelry?
Ear ring.
Belly button ring.
Nose stud.
Toe ring.
Who is your best friend?
Elementary school friend.
Roommate.
My pet.
Significant other.

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