Which NFL Hottie Would Be Your Husband?

By: Raj Chander
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which NFL Hottie Would Be Your Husband?
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About This Quiz

Most enthusiasts like football for the action on the field: huge hits, acrobatic catches, and tight games that come down to the wire. But there is a certain segment of fan that appreciates NFL action for the players making it happen. And boy, are they making a lot happen. 

It doesn't matter what kind of man you're into—there's a type for you in the league. Maybe you prefer the fun-loving bad boy who always toes the line, like Odell Beckham, Jr., or the blue-collar, aw-shucks charm of guys like J. J. Watt. No matter who you end up marrying, you're almost guaranteed to get a hubby with deep pockets and a chiseled physique - after all, NFL players have to keep their bodies in tip-top shape to stay competitive in the league. And sure, they'll spend a lot of time on the road, but at least you'll have a really nice house to be alone in.

The question is, which of football's stars is destined to snag your heart like a deep pass from Brett Favre? It depends on your personality, preferences, and taste in guys. Complete these questions and we'll let you know which of these NFL titans will end up playing the star role in your own personal love story. 

What's the most attractive trait in a guy?
A muscular physique
A cute face
Handsomeness
Individuality
How much does an NFL player's play on the field impact his attractiveness?
It definitely does—I appreciate a man who is committed to his craft.
A little, but not much—I'm more attracted to him as a person.
Not much, as long as he has swag!
It probably should ... but I'm too busy staring at his six-pack.
What kind of car does your dream husband drive?
Bugatti Veyron
Bentley Continental Coupe
Chevrolet Camaro
Aston Martin DB11

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Which skill on the field do you find most attractive?
Being able to throw a deep, precise pass.
Making an extremely difficult catch.
Leading the team to a victory.
Outrunning the defense to score with a burst of speed.
Where is your dream husband from?
Florida
Northern California
Los Angeles
San Francisco
Where are you and your NFL husband going for date night?
Dinner at an amazing restaurant in his hometown.
A helicopter ride to a private island.
A guided hike with our own personal sherpa.
VIP seats at a major indie show in your town.

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What's your ideal romantic gift from your husband?
A chef-cooked, organic meal.
An expensive necklace.
A designer dress.
A thoughtful poem.
How many relationships have you been in?
8
3
More than 10
5
How will you guys handle it when you disagree with your NFL husband?
Give him some time to cool off, then be sweet.
Try to understand his strong views.
Take it to the bedroom.
Just wait it out, it probably won't last long.

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Which physical feature is most attractive?
Eyes
Jawline
Abs
Smile
How would you deal with the fame of being an NFL player's mate?
Humbly and respectfully, always keeping the focus on him.
I would become known for my clapbacks and wit.
Ignoring it.
Embracing it and becoming a star like Kim K.
Which NFL team is your favorite?
Green Bay Packers
New England Patriots
Philadelphia Eagles
Oakland Raiders

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Which colors look best on you?
Red and blue.
Black and silver.
Green and white.
Yellow and green.
How would you handle someone else flirting with your NFL husband?
Laugh it off.
Confront them about it.
Ignore it.
Mention it in passing, but otherwise not saying anything.
Would you want to be on TV during your husband's games?
I don't really care either way.
Yes, the more exposure the better!
I wouldn't mind it.
No, I prefer the emphasis to be on my husband's performance.

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How do you feel about family?
I'm having too much fun right now to have kids.
Maybe one day, but I'm not ready for kids yet.
I want to have a strong family with a few kids.
I would love to have a large family with an NFL player.
How will you and your NFL husband relax?
A quiet night at home watching a movie or show.
Working out together.
Going to a new exhibit or museum.
Hitting VIP at the hottest club in town and partying all night.
Where do you think you would meet your NFL husband?
A concert
A club
A sophisticated lounge
An organic grocery store

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Where would you marry your NFL husband?
A beautiful estate in wine country.
A luxury hotel in a large city.
A mansion by the harbor.
A cliffside palace.
How important is money in your relationship with your NFL husband?
It matters, but I don't stress it as long as he's making millions.
Not very important—he should be focused on winning first.
It's important—he needs to get paid for what he contributes.
It's a consideration, but his vibe with the team is more important.
How many kids will you and your NFL husband have?
1
2
5
3

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How long after dating do you want to wait to marry your NFL husband?
18 months.
A few years.
6 months.
As soon as possible, he's rich!
Where will you and your NFL husband get engaged?
In the nicest restaurant in town with a string quartet playing during the proposal.
At the summit of a gorgeous mountain we've climbed together.
On a romantic boat ride in a harbor.
At the hottest club in the city.
What kind of restaurant are you and your NFL husband eating at?
A fancy steakhouse.
A sleek, modern fusion joint.
An upscale Italian place.
A farm-to-table, organic specialty spot.

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What meal would you cook for a gathering of NFL players at your house?
Sandwiches.
Organic salad and vegetable hors d'ouvres.
Chicken and macaroni & cheese.
Ribs and steak.
Where will you and your NFL husband have a summer vacation home?
Los Cabos
Miami
Napa Valley
San Francisco
How would you handle criticism of your husband's play on the field?
Responding back and explaining why they are wrong.
Getting in the critic's face.
Smiling and responding gracefully.
Ignoring it and moving on with life.

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What's your NFL husband's fashion style?
Sophisticated yet subdued.
Easygoing and rugged.
Flashy and sleek.
Loud and colorful.
How would you react if your husband got traded mid-season to a completely different city?
It would be tough, but I'd make the transition to the new location.
I would be upset and might not move with them.
I would understand the decision, but might have to stay in my original city.
I would definitely move with my husband and not complain at all.
What are you and your husband drinking to celebrate a big win?
A finely-aged bottle of wine.
The most expensive bottle of champagne around.
Beer.
Whiskey.

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