Which obsolete 80s technology are you?

By: Kelly Scott
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which obsolete 80s technology are you?
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About This Quiz

Remember when beepers were the coolest of the cool? And cell phones were the size of a suitcase? Take this quiz and find out which alarmingly large, mostly-useless-now gadget you are!
What excuse do you give when you get pulled over by a cop for a speeding ticket?
"I am rushing to meet my best friend at the hospital because she's having a baby!"
"I got nothing. I was speeding. Just give me the ticket."
"I didn't know the speed limit was only 35 MPH here!"
"Aw, c'mon, officer. I wasn't really going THAT fast."
Your favorite month of the year is:
January
April
August
November
Your life motto is:
Above all to thine own self be true.
Be the best that you can be.
Do or do not, there is no try.
Count your blessings every day.

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Your favorite summertime activity is:
Swimming!
Helping my kids with a lemonade stand.
Camping under the stars.
Riding my bike.
You can have only one: trust or love. You choose:
Trust! You can't have anything without trust.
I refuse to buy into the tyranny of the "or" therefore I will have both no matter WHAT you say.
Love is everything, baby, everything.
You are making my head hurt, stop asking these tough questions.
This morning for breakfast you ate:
Scrambled eggs.
Peanut butter toast.
Cereal with a sliced banana.
I never eat breakfast.

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The best compliment you have ever received is:
"My IQ goes up as soon as you walk in the door to work in the morning."
"You should know how lucky he always felt to be loved by you."
"I need you for everything."
"Your hands look extremely capable."
What is on your perfect pizza?
Cheese, and only cheese.
Pineapple and pepperoni.
Green peppers and mushrooms with extra cheese
One half pepperoni and sausage, the other half veggie.
Would you be willing to eat a bowl of crickets for $50,000?
Yup, no problem.
Ugh, I would probably puke them all back up, but I would do it.
No way, no how, not for 50 million dollars.
Oh yeah. I'd do that for free.

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What's your favorite genre of music?
Easy listening
Synthpop
Hip hop
Country
If you ever joined the circus, what would you perform?
Juggling.
Lion taming.
Trapeze.
Shallow dive.
What is your favorite food?
Pizzzzzzzzza!
Chocolate. Put it in my mouth. NOW.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice scream.
BACON.

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When presented with the idea of donating blood, you:
Shudder in fear. Needles are the worst.
Begin worrying about your iron levels.
Immediately volunteer to donate a pint!
Immediately volunteer to donate a pint and recruit your ten best friends to join you!
If a stranger asked you to dance at a wedding, you would:
Hop up immediately and bust a move.
Shyly accept.
Politely refuse.
Laugh and tell them you've already got a date to dance with.
What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
Knock knock. Who's there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock-knock jokes are awful, horrible things.

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