Which of the 4 Types of Single People Could You Be?

By: Raj Chander
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which of the 4 Types of Single People Could You Be?
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About This Quiz

Even the strangest among us deserves the opportunity to find love.

Sid Vicious had Nancy Spungen, someone who earned the nickname "Nauseating Nancy" by matching her lover's strange antics. Cleopatra and Mark Antony had their own ill-fated royal affair, a high-profile relationship between leaders of two of the world's most powerful nations. Some relationships are maintained more for mutual benefit and pragmatism than love, as is rumored to be the case for Bill and Hillary Clinton.

But even the most passionate, intense couples and lovers throughout history and popular culture have one thing in common with the rest of us: at some point, they were single. Few couples, especially in the modern era of dating apps and online matching, know early in life that they are destined to be together forever. 

Before meeting their soulmate, everyone goes through a period - sometimes a painfully long period - of being single. The questions are, how will they handle their singlehood, and are they happy being single? And during that time, what kind of person will they be? 

We've found that it's pretty easy to group most single people into a few common categories. Just answer the questions in this quiz, and we'll let you know what kind of single person you are!


How many serious relationships have you been in?
Zero, unless you count Princess Leia...
Three
A few, I guess. I stopped tracking or defining my relationships a while ago.
Two
What's the perfect date with your partner?
An intimate dinner with a bottle of wine at a gourmet restaurant
Live-action role-playing or having a LAN party together
Whatever they want to do
Something quick that fits into my schedule
What do you find most annoying in a significant other?
When they linger around longer than they should
That they don't share my taste in games and movies
A lack of commitment
They don't sufficiently appreciate my efforts and positive characteristics.

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Which of these cliché romantic gifts would you actually like to receive?
Chocolate of any and all varieties
A poem written about me, preferably in Elvish
A bottle of something, preferably strong
An all-expenses-paid pampering at a spa
You're at a social event — what's your conversation style?
Mostly imagined, in my head
Pretty normal — I mostly talk to my friends but typically speak to a handful of new people as well.
It depends on my mood. Sometimes I feel like talking, sometimes I keep to myself.
Brief and direct, yet flirty. I communicate more in vibes than words.
What kind of relationship did your parents have when you were growing up?
It was stormy — they argued often.
They were loving, but looking back, they probably coddled me a bit too much.
Only one parent raised me.
Pretty normal — they had their ups and downs.

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What attracts you most in a significant other?
Loyalty and chemistry — they have to be someone I could see myself being with for a while.
Their eyes and aura
Physical traits
Interests that align with mine
What's your favorite pre-date activity with your significant other?
Discussing the latest show or game we've been playing
Cuddling while deciding which movie to watch
Sharing a beverage
I don't really go on dates.
What song do you play to set a romantic mood?
Ke$ha - "TiK ToK"
Nine Inch Nails - "Closer"
John Williams - "Across the Stars"
The Black Eyed Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"

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You and your significant other want to cook together — what are you making?
Curried duck with sautéed vegetables
Vegetarian chili
Well-done steak
Spaghetti and meatballs
What's your most attractive feature?
My intelligence
My independent spirit
My professional status
My looks
What is (or would be) the biggest thing stopping you from finding a relationship?
I just can't find someone with the ability to understand me and provide for my needs.
My shyness
I choose not to have a long-term partner.
Just time — I'm confident the right person is out there.

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Which type of restaurant would you and your significant other visit on date night?
Something quick, like a snack stand or fast-casual spot
Somewhere fancy and exclusive
A gourmet place known for their great food
An arcade/dining chain
How do you feel about having kids?
I am planning to have kids when I reach the right age.
It'd be nice, but it's tough to think that far ahead.
Maybe one day I'll change my mind, but right now they are not for me.
I already have them or want them in the future.
What kind of pet would you and your partner have?
A spider
A dog
A cat
A snake

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Where do you think is the best place for you to find a partner?
I'm not really sure... maybe the library?
A bar or party
Dating app or website
I can find my next date anywhere.
Which trait of yours do you think your (future or current) romantic partner finds most annoying?
I'm a little high-maintenance.
I am quiet and a little awkward in social situations.
I'm independent and strong-willed.
I tend to act a little more impulsively than I probably should.
It's movie night! What are you and bae watching?
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being"
"The Fault in Our Stars"
"Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
"Natural Born Killers"

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What do you prefer to wear while you're around your significant other?
Cosplay costumes
Nothing at all
My best outfit
Sweatpants and tees, unless we are going out
Who's your favorite musical artist?
John Legend
Sufjan Stevens
Katy Perry
The Weeknd
How long do you think you'll date your significant other before getting married?
Two or three years
Six months
I don't plan on getting married.
At least a few weeks

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What's your favorite romance movie?
"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
"Don Jon"
"Donnie Darko"
"The Notebook"
How do you flirt?
Openly and directly
I adjust it based on the person.
Poorly
Physical contact
What's your favorite book?
"Go Ask Alice"
"Lord of the Rings"
"The Hunger Games"
"Infinite Jest"

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If you plan on getting married, how do you want to get engaged?
On a tropical island, surrounded by my friends and family
Dressing up as my favorite character and professing my love, and my partner professing their love to me
I don't think I'll ever get engaged, but if I do, it will be low-key.
Something as grand and extravagant as possible
How do you handle a breakup?
Hooking up with as many other people as possible
Hanging out with my friends
Binging on Netflix or video games
Living my life normally
Have you ever been to therapy?
No, but I'm not opposed to it.
Yes, several times
Once or twice
No, that's not something I would consider.

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How often should you talk to the person you are in a relationship with?
A few times a week to start, then steadily increasing
Whenever the mood strikes
I have no idea.
As often as possible
What do you think of pick-up lines?
They can be endearing when used properly.
They probably work for others, but not me.
They seem like decent icebreakers.
They are best when incorporating plenty of flattery.
What would you write in a greeting card to your significant other?
"Thanks for being you, love you!"
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"Do not feel lonely, the entire universe is inside you."
"Should I stay or should I go?"

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