Which OITNB character is your soulmate? Quiz

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Which OITNB character is your soulmate? Quiz
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Find out which inmate you are most compatible with!
What's your favorite hair product/accessory?
Hairspray
Leave-in Conditioner
Rubber Bands
Gel
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What's your favorite hobby?
Gardening
Shopping
Writing
Kickboxing
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Which of the following crimes have you committed?
Murder
Smuggling
Manslaughter
Gambling
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Pick an article of clothing:
Fur coat
Panties
Jeans
Hat
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What's your cooking style?
Nearly a chef
Microwave Popcorn
Vending Machine
Catch, kill, and slaughter
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What is your best friend like?
A little messed up on drugs
A trouble magnet
Sort of a hippy
A religious nut
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Where do you prefer to shop?
Grocery Store
Macy's
Lowe's
Big & Tall
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How many men have you slept with?
Only my husbands
A few here and there
None
Men? Gross!
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What is your favorite weekend activity?
Plotting your next move.
A manicure and pedicure.
Playing with balloons.
Playing cards.
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Pick a musical genre:
Opera
Pop
Hip-hop
Rock 'n Roll
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What was your mother like?
Strict
Silly
Absent
Old-fashioned
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In one word, sum up love.
Lie
Confusing
Dreamy
Lusty
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Choose a trade you would enjoy learning.
Baking
Sewing
Cleaning
Mechanics
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Where would you prefer to go dancing?
The ballroom
The bedroom
The club
The biker bar
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What do you do when you are mad?
Get even
Have a tantrum
Lose my mind
Punch someone
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Do you have enemies?
A few
Only my ex
They are coming out of the walls
No enemies, just love.
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Pick a name you like:
Natalia
Phoebe
Dandelion
Nicky
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What's your favorite food?
Cake
Candy
Chocolate
Pudding
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Describe your ex:
Dead to me
Mysterious
Hippy
Wild
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What's your favorite color?
Red
Pink
Yellow
Black
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What's your favorite soup?
Borscht
Chicken Noodle
Tomato
Beef Stew
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Do you have a lot of friends?
I have many allies.
I have a few, but I don't trust most anyone.
We're all friends!
If I like you, you'll know it.
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Where would you like to vacation?
China
Bermuda
Disneyland
Survival Retreat
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Name your poison:
Vodka
Wine Coolers
Absinthe
Whiskey
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You and your best friend have a night out, what do you do?
Go to a cooking class
Stay at home painting our toenails
Play video games and order pizza
Go to a Monster Truck Rally
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What is your future dog's name?
Sergei
Socks
Daisy
Attack
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Are you easily intimidated?
Nyet
Every day
Yes, by the eyes on the ceiling.
Pfft. No.
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What color are your socks?
Black
Pink
Purple
White
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Are you stubborn?
Not as long as everyone does what I say.
No. Yes. Maybe? I don't know.
Like a mule.
Nah, I just go with it.
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What's your favorite Disney film?
Anastasia
Cinderella
Frozen
Mulan
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