Which Outlander Dude Should You Date?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Outlander Dude Should You Date?
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About This Quiz

When it comes to television, producers and casting directors know exactly what they're doing when they sprinkle a little -- or a lot -- of eye candy into the mix. They give us something to ogle at. And while there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, sometimes we make these delectable pieces of eye candy our imaginary boyfriends. 

How many of you made Khal Drogo and Jaime Lannister your Game of Thrones boyfriends? See what we mean? These men are there for way more than acting and they exist in virtually every show. Today, we're going to focus on Outlander. 

Should you date Jamie? Talk about a sweetheart! He's gorgeous, smart and can speak many languages. Or maybe Fergus is more your type. This man's French accent will have you so distracted that you won't notice his height or his lies. What about Lord John? If you prefer an elegant and refined man, he may be for you. Or maybe Murtagh is more your speed. It doesn't take much to please him and he's as loyal as they come. 

So, if you want to know which Outlander guy you should date (in your head of course, because stalking is wrong) take our quiz. You may just find out you have a thing for the rugged type! 

Do you mind if he has lots of prior experience?
I want a virgin, please.
I want a very experienced man.
I want someone who has minimal experience.
I want someone who has learned everything wrong so I can fix it.
Are you the marrying kind?
Totally
No, I am looking for a one nighter.
Yes, mostly
For the right guy, I could be.
What sort of hair do you like?
Red and curly
Dark and curly
Blond
Dark and straight

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Do you mind if he is in the closet?
I want someone very hetero but also secure in his manhood.
I want someone who might swing both ways if the opportunity arose.
I'd love that.
I want to be darn sure he isn't.
Do you know how to be thoughtful when your partner has trauma in their past?
Yes, I have read a lot about that.
I do know how to be gentle, yes.
I don't know, but I am very kind.
I don't know that I could handle that.
Do you love a man in a kilt?
Oooh, yes.
No, I like breeches.
I like a mix.
I quite like a kilt.

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What sort of house do you want to live in?
Anything suits me if my boo is there.
Something elegant
A stately home
A hut
How important is money to you?
Sometimes it is. Sometimes it isn't.
Moderately
Very
Not at all
What food do you want to eat?
Anything nutritous
Fine French food
Hearty English fare
Haggis

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How do you want to travel?
Horseback
Ship
Carriage
On foot
What do you want to wear
Linen
Silk
Brocade
Tartan
Do you mind being smarter than your man?
I want an equal.
I want him to be smarter.
I want to be smarter in some ways and not in others.
I like it.

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What languages do you speak?
Gaelic, English, French
French, English
English, Italian
Gaelic, English
Do you fight?
Yes, with a knife
Only with my wits
No, that's not ladylike.
Yes, with my fists
How independent are you?
Intensely
Not very
Not at all
Mostly

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Do you care about Scottish independence?
Yes
Somewhat
I think it's a bad idea.
I'd die for it.
Do you believe in fate?
Certainly
No
Probably not
Maybe
Do you believe in magic?
A little
Probably not
No
Yes

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Are you a witch?
I tell people I am.
Definitely not
I might be a little witchy.
Yes
Could you live without a nice warm house?
If I had to.
Probably not.
Definitely not
Sure
How hairy do you like a man?
Average
Less than average
Bald from the neck down please
Like a bear

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What build do you like?
Tall and superheroic
Tall and slim
Average height and refined
Brawny and stocky
Do you read a lot?
A fair amount
A little
A great deal
No
Could you run a business?
Yes, a small one
Yes, a criminal one
Yes, a large estate
Nope

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Have you ever had staff?
A couple
I had a cleaner once.
Yes, lots
No, that's far too fancy for me.
Do you mind uncertainty?
I love it.
I like it.
I hate it.
I can handle it.
Do you mind constant rain?
I like varied weather.
I prefer sunshine.
I prefer only semi-constant rain.
I love all the rain.

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Do you mind your man telling you what to do?
Yes, I mind!
I will tell him what to do.
I want a man who would never dream of it.
I like it.
How do you want to meet?
On a rainy moor, in the middle of a dramatic situation
In a fine Parisian parlor
At a ball
In a tavern
If you found yourself in the 1740's, what issue would you care about most?
Women's education
Preventing the rise of the Nazis in 200 years
Fighting slavery
Scottish independence

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