Which Outlaw Would Turn Good For You?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Outlaw Would Turn Good For You?
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About This Quiz

The outlaws before, during, and shortly after the Wild West era were known for their wicked ways, so much so that they've been cemented in history as some of the most dangerous men ever to live. But which of these bad boys would give up his naughty ways for you?
Do you like bad boys/outlaws?
They seem scary.
It depends how bad they are.
They're pretty hot.
There's nothing wrong with them.
When your outlaw confesses his crimes to you, which one of these would cause you to leave?
If he stole for a living.
If he was involved in the drug trade.
If he committed murder.
If he tortured innocent people.
Would he be a gentleman?
Sometimes.
Not really.
Not at all.
All the time.

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In which state would he have made his territory?
Texas.
Missouri.
Arkansas.
Louisiana.
How would he have prefered to travel?
By automobile.
By train.
By horse.
By carriage.
In the Wild West, what weapon would your man be known to use?
Pistol.
Rifle.
Carbine.
Revolver.

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If guns weren't allowed in the Wild West, what other weapon would he use?
Bombs or explosives.
Bow and arrow.
Knives.
Whatever was available.
How would he act in the face of danger?
He'd get excited.
He'd be calm.
He'd be brave.
He'd be confident.
Would he ever join an infamous Wild West gang?
No, he'd probably do his own thing.
Yes, for revenge.
Yes, for fun.
He'd be the leader.

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How would your man have preferred to make his money back in those days?
By robbing banks.
By harboring other outlaws and fugitives.
By holding up trains.
Any means necessary.
What is your mate's view on stealing from the rich?
It's only fair since they steal from the poor.
It's something to do when he gets bored.
It's a fun hobby.
It's a nice way to show his power.
Do you like tattoos on your guys?
Not at all.
Not really.
They're nice if tasteful.
I love ink period.

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If your boo wasn't an outlaw, what western job would he have?
He'd be a tailor.
He'd be a blacksmith.
He'd be the owner of a saloon.
He'd be a law maker.
If he had to fight in a war, which one would it be?
World War I
The Vietnam War
World War II
The Civil War
If he held a rank in the military, which would it be?
Corporal.
Captain.
Sergeant.
Private.

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Which branch of the military would he have been in?
Air Force.
Coast Guard.
Navy.
Army.
Which of these reasons would he have been dishonorably discharged for?
Murder.
Desertion.
Disciplinary infractions.
Assault.
The Wild West is pretty brutal. How would your babe die?
Shot to death.
He was slaughtered or beheaded.
He hung himself.
He was tortured, then died.

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If your boo was a villain, who would he be?
Loki from "The Avengers."
Lex Luthor from "Superman."
The Joker from "Batman."
Dr. Doom from "Fantastic Four."
What type of dress do you want your man to wear?
Preppy.
Casual.
Edgy.
Couture.
The man of your dreams is most likely to do which of the following?
Play a prank of a waitress.
Dye his hair green.
Get arrested for disturbing the peace.
Beat someone up.

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At a party, what is your guy doing?
He'd be in some kind of contest.
He'd be talking to some people.
He'd be jumping into the pool.
He'd be showing off.
Do people usually like your boo?
Of course.
Usually, yes.
Not at all.
He takes some getting used to.
Would your parents like him?
They'd love him.
They would think he was okay.
Heck no.
Not at first.

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What should your guy do if someone else flirted with you?
He'd laugh.
He'd do nothing.
He'd watch and wait to see if something else happens.
He'd sling his arm around my shoulder.
What would he do if another guy grabs you?
He'd come between me and the guy.
He'd give the guy a good talking to.
He'd beat the daylights out of the guy.
He'd give the guy a good, hard shove.
If he were around today, what type of vehicle would he drive?
A car.
A truck.
A motorcycle.
A SUV.

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Do you think he'd survive in 2017?
He'd take some time to get used to the new world.
Probably not.
He'd be committed on site.
Definitely.
How likely is it that he would sacrifice his life for yours?
Extremely likely.
Very likely.
Not very likely.
He'd do it before I'd finished reading this question.
If you had to rate your boo as an outlaw, how many stars out of four would you give him?
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.

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