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Would you willingly join the Illuminati?
Probably, unless they turn out to be into some seriously freaky stuff.
Definitely! I'd jump at the chance.
No.
If I knew more, maybe, but most likely not.
Whose music do you listen to more?
Beyoncé.
Jay Z
Lady Gaga.
I don't usually listen to any of the above artists.
If you were to join a theater production, what would be your role?
I'd be the lead actor.
I do my best work behind the scenes.
I would design the costumes.
Director.
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How do you feel about S&M (sadomasochism)?
I prefer not to say.
I'm not against it.
It's not really my thing.
I'm all for it.
Do you care what other people think about you?
No.
I want to be liked, that's it.
I care what certain people think, yeah.
I'm oblivious to what others think.
Would you sell your soul to the devil?
It depends on what they're offering.
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
Nah, probably not.
I'd at least consider it.
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Are you vocal about your beliefs, even if they're dissenting?
About certain issues, yeah.
I don't feel a need to vocalize my beliefs.
Especially if they're dissenting.
It depends on my mood.
How do you think that strangers perceive you?
I would like to think they'd see me as awe-inspiring.
I would like to think they'd see me as coy.
I would like to think they'd see me as unpredictable.
I would like to think they'd see me as quirky.
Have or would you ever cheat on romantic partners?
Nah, that's not my style.
Yes, many times.
No, I prefer to be open and honest in my relationships.
I might be tempted. Who knows?
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How do you feel about divorce?
It's not an ideal outcome, but is sometimes unavoidable.
It's convenient.
I think marriage is the problem, and we'd all do well to avoid it.
It's empowering.
Do you want to have children?
I already have a kid or two.
Preferably not, but I'm open to it.
Maybe, who knows wha the future holds?
I'm interested in adopting.
Are you intrigued by horned-goat skulls imagery?
I can get behind it, sure.
It's fascinating.
No.
I wouldn't say intrigued, but it is cool looking.
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Do you make hand gestures while speaking?
Not while speaking, but while preforming, yeah.
Sure, who doesn't?
I like to make gestures for emphasis.
Not really, no.
Which of the following is the most attractive to you?
Fame.
Power.
Genuine human connection.
Perfection.
What would be the upside to joining the Illuminati if you were already rich and famous?
Additional popularity and notoriety.
It has great marketing value, which, in turn, makes me more money.
I'm not sure there is one.
Being surrounded by like-minded people is incentive enough for me.
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How would you describe your observation skills?
I rely more on intuition than observation.
Sharp and nearly unrivaled.
Average.
Selective.
Do you have an affinity for triangles?
Nope.
Yeah, I'm all about triangles.
I like them as much as I do any other shape.
There's something powerful about triangles.
Would you wear a jumpsuit made of raw, bleeding meat?
And why would I do something like that?
If it was fake, sure. That'd be cool.
Oh, without a doubt.
I'm gonna have to say it'd be unlikely, but depending on my frame of mind at the time, anything is possible.
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How would you respond to public speculation over your membership in the Illuminati?
I don't have time to acknowledge that sort of thing, but I'd find a way to use it to my advantage.
I'd probably find it humorous and provoke the public's interest.
I wouldn't deny it, but I wouldn't confirm it either.
I'd continue living my life and let them think what they want.
How much do you invest in your personal brand?
About as much as anyone else does.
I invest huge amounts of my time and energy into my personal brand.
Not much, I think who I am and what I stand for speak for themselves.
What even is a personal brand? I'm not sure I want one.
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How do you feel about recreational drug use?
It's not my thing.
I think it's acceptable if done responsibly.
It depends on the type of drug.
I'm all for it.
Has anyone ever accused you of being a demon-possessed hypocrite?
Not to my face, but I'm sure there's haters out there who'd say as much.
I've been accused of being possessed and of being a hypocrite, but on separate occasions.
No, I can't say they have.
Yes, more than once.
Which nickname do you think best suits you?
The Queen.
The Doctor.
The Monster.
I don't do nicknames.
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Has anyone ever called you the "spawn of satan?"
Once or twice, sure. Who hasn't?
Nope.
Yes, multiple times.
Yes, which isn't a lie.
Do you view media as an effective medium for raising awareness and educating the public about important issues?
It can be, sure.
Yes, for that and many other things, like making money and marketing a brand.
Yes, but there are plenty of other more effective mediums, like grassroots organizing.
Not particularly, no.
Have you ever been stuck doing something you didn't want to do?
Yes, but it'll never happen again.
I don't do anything I don't want to do.
Yes, unfortunately.
Nah, I'm up for pretty much anything.
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If you were to become famous, would you want to change your name?
No, I like my name as is.
Yes, I'd shorten it.
Yeah, I'd want something super unique.
I doubt it.
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