Which Revenge of the Nerds character are you?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Revenge of the Nerds character are you?
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About This Quiz

"Revenge of the Nerds" is a 1984 comedy about nerds of all types who rally to usurp campus power at a college full of jocks. The beloved characters use their brains and awkward style to overcome "nerd oppression." Take this quiz to find out which "Revenge of the Nerds" character you are.
How would you describe yourself in high school?
Curious.
Awkward.
Popular.
Stud.
How would you describe your nerdiness?
Nerdy.
Outcast.
Dorky.
Dweeb.
How do you relax?
Rebuild a computer.
Drink beer.
Do my hair.
Read.

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What do you usually wear?
Plaid button-up shirt with high-rise polyester pants.
A stained t-shirt and shorts.
Jeans and a tank top.
A suit and tie.
How well do you talk to the opposite sex?
I try at least.
I don't.
Flirtatiously.
I keep it cool.
What is your favorite topic of converstaion?
Computer systems.
Star Trek.
The next party.
Politics.

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How would your closest friends describe you?
Passionate.
Funny.
Flirty.
Cool.
How would everyone else describe you?
Nerdy.
Dork.
Hot.
A cool cat.
What is your favorite hairstyle?
Short, with a lot of grease.
Just all over the place.
Long and luxurious.
Short, baby. Just short.

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What is your favorite extracurricular activity?
Putting cameras up all around the city.
Picking my nose.
Buying mirrors.
Just chillin'.
What is your best leadership trait?
I obsessively think of achieving my goal.
I have a strange confidence.
I'm probably not the leader you want.
I have so many, I don't know how to answer this.
Even if you don't think you'll succeed, do you try?
Yep, and continue over and over.
Well, that's a waste of time, isn't it?
Maybe, or i have someone do it for me.
Why wouldn't I think I'd succeed? I always succeed.

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How well do you accept failure?
I ignore it.
Eh, it's cool.
I throw a tantrum.
I don't fail.
How do you celebrate success?
Throwing an awesome party.
With surprise.
I go shopping.
I give a lot of high-fives.
Have you ever asked out someone way out of your league?
Everyone is outside of my league.
No, that's a formula for failure.
I am already out of everyone else's league.
I don't believe in leagues.

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How did you get your nickname?
It's a part of my name.
A character trait.
From something silly I've done.
My position.
Which of these would you love to drive?
A scooter.
A Harley.
A Camaro.
A sweet Caddy.
Are you a good student?
Yes.
No.
I don't know, I've never done my own work.
I'm naturally gifted at everything.

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What type of movie would you star in?
Rags to riches.
A biker movie.
1980s comedy.
A movie about being awesome.
What is your best skill?
Intelligence.
Burping.
Using my looks.
A better question is, "What is not your best skill?" The answer? "Nothing."
Which of these is most important to you?
Love.
Beer.
Hair.
A sweet ride.

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What is your favorite thing to buy when you go shopping?
Computer equipment.
Comic books.
Clothes.
Music.
Why are you popular?
Overcoming obstacles.
I'm not.
I'm pretty.
Dumb question.
What is a good word to describe you?
Obsessive.
Interesting.
Flighty.
Strong.

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Why are you the life of the party?
I'm throwing the party.
I have no filter.
Because everyone wants to talk to me.
I've got great stories.
Which of these are you most interested in?
Technology.
My new t-shirt.
What I am wearing to dinner.
Football.
Who do you represent?
Nerds everywhere.
My buds.
Me.
The underdog.

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If you see someone being bullied, what do you do?
Try to help, but pretty much just make things worse.
Whistle and slowly walk away.
Laugh.
Grab that bully by the collar and practice my one-two knockout.
Which frat do you belong to?
Rho Rho Rho.
Nu Tao Nu.
Alpha Beta.
Lambda Lambda Lambda.
What is the best way to get revenge?
Using technology.
Setting fire to everything.
Going out with the person's sibling or ex.
A quick jab to the face and then an unexpected left hook.

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