Which Rocky Horror Star should you be?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Rocky Horror Star should you be?
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About This Quiz

Welcome, creatures of the night. Get ready to rose tint your world with this Rocky Horror Picture Show quiz designed to leave you shivering with antici……pation. Who will you be? A domestic, a heroine, or a groupie? It’s up to you to decide whose sequined pumps you’re going to fill.
Choose a muppet:
Kermit
Miss Piggy
Gonzo
Animal
If someone made a movie out of the best parts of your life, what would it be rated?
PG
PG-13
R
NC-17
Someone very attractive is coming on to you, but you're in a relationship. What do you do?
Politely drop hints in the conversation to let them know
Tell them to back off
Go check with my primary partner to see if it's okay
Psh Let's do this, they're hot!

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Black leather is...
Sexy
Not really my thing
For beginners
The sure sign of a low life
Choose a golden age Hollywood legend.
Marilyn Monroe
James Dean
Elizabeth Taylor
Humphrey Bogart
You're out of strip poker when...
You're down to your underpants
You're totally naked
I lose on purpose
I would never play strip poker

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How do you tend to get along with people?
People adore me!
People either love or hate me, there is not much inbetween
I secretly despise humanity
I make friends with people easily.
As life advice goes, "Don't dream it. Be it." is...
Great Advice
Okay Advice
Questionable Advice
Terrible Advice
The bride is throwing her bouquet at a wedding, what do you do?
I am standing in the crowd but I don't care if I catch it or not
Weddings bore me to tears
I am standing at the front of the crowd ready to leap for it.
I am in the closet getting freaky with a guest

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You are out on a road trip and get a flat tire. Luckily there was a big old house a mile back, what are you hoping to find?
A phone
A raging party
Maybe a warm fire to sit by
Hot sex ready individuals
You arrive at the house and suddenly find yourself in your underwear. How do you react?
I guess I'll just go with the flow
I may not enjoy it, but I'll be the one to rise above such things
Oh to hell with it, bring on the adventure
Awesome, I hate wearing clothes
What color hair do you have?
Deep red
Black
Blonde and strong
Brown

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Are you bisexual?
Yes
No
What's that?
Depends on the day
Do you have your own song?
Yes, one
Yes, many
No
No, but I feel one coming on
How many sexual partners have you had?
I'm a virgin!
Oh please, too many to count
Well, maybe this one time...
An average enough

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How do you dance?
I tap!
I sort of run around and look scary
Swing baby!
Strut my stuff!
What is your primary means of transport?
My Trusty Car
My Trusty Wheelchair
My Trusty Castle
My Trusty Socks!
What do you do when it rains?
Walk around with a newspaper on my head
Sing at an old castle
Run away from some dogs
Ride banisters

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How does your singing voice sound?
So high pitched that people shudder
Low and vibrato
Like a rock ballad singer
Sensual and with an accent
What is your profession?
I'm a mad scientist!
A domestic ie. Maid
Delivery Boy
Butler
What do you do during a floor show?
Play with a purple onion
Play with switches
Sing and Dance
Reveal my fishnets from under a blanket

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What is your most recognizable feature?
Your big red lips.
Your innocence.
Your tap dance routine.
Your...assets
What is most important to you?
Getting him to love you.
Being home.
Marrying your fiance and settling down.
Throwing a great party
Pick a lyric which best describes you:
In another dimension. With voyeuristic intention. Well secluded, I see all
I said hey listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity. But he locked the door. And threw away the key
In the velvet darkness. Of the blackest night, burning bright, there's a guiding star. No matter what or who you are
I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.

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Transvestism?
No
Yes
I'll try anything once
Choose a weapon:
Ray Gun
Ice Axe
A Whip
My wit
You are a wild and untamed thing, but which wild animal are you?
Lion
Tiger
Mouse
Cougar

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Ok so a Megalomaniac is about to be killed, what are you going to do?
I am the one killing
Try to save him even if it cost my my own life
Stand and do nothing
Complain a bit them just watch
What do you usually wear?
Lots of sparkle
Pink.
Anything so long as it's paired with heels
As little as possible
Did you make it out of the castle?
Yes, but I am changed - for the better I think.
No, but I took the castle with me.
No, but I died protecting the one I love.

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