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Was one of you the valedictorian in high school?
Of course!
Not even close.
No, but we both were good students.
No, one of us did really well in high school.
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Which movie is your favorite?
"Grosse Pointe Blank."
"Superbad."
"The Princess Bride."
"An Officer and a Gentleman."
Do you still like boomboxes?
Yes. Those are sweet!
Who uses boomboxes anymore?
What is a boombox?
No, we hate them.
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Have you ever had problems with the IRS?
No, but my dad has.
No, but sometimes we are late on my taxes.
No way.
Who wants to know?
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Has one of you ever wanted to host a show on cable?
I guess so.
Yes!
No that sounds dull.
Not really.
How much do you two have in common?
More than it seemed at first.
Hardly anything.
A lot.
Not a whole lot.
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Do you think Jason Segel is funny?
He is okay.
Yeah, he's very funny.
Not at all.
I don't know who he is.
What is the biggest problem you two have?
My parents don't like him.
We are opposites.
We are almost too good of friends to be romantic.
We come from very different backgrounds.
Did you plan having your first child?
We don't have kids.
No, it was an accident.
Of course we did.
I can't answer, what if she reads this?
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Do you play in fantasy baseball leagues?
No, but it sounds fun.
Of course I do.
No, but maybe next year.
I don't like sports.
How long did it take you two to get together after you met?
A few months.
A few weeks.
Years.
A couple of days.
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Do you ever fake an orgasm?
No, that is weird.
No, I would feel stupid.
Sure, I do it all the time.
I have a few times.
Where would you two go to eat?
We'd go to a fast food place.
We'd go to a burrito place.
We'd go to a deli.
We'd go to a fancy restaurant..
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Would one of you make a good "Saturday Night Live" cast member?
Probably not.
I think so.
For sure.
No way.
Have you ever hung out on Hollywood Boulevard?
No.
I went there once.
No, but i would like to.
What do you mean by hang out?
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Do they buy you a lot of fancy gifts?
No, they're not like that.
No, they don't have a lot of cash.
No, but they do buy me thoughtful ones.
Of course they do.
How much do you usually spend when you go out for dinner?
30 dollars.
50 dollars.
100 dollars.
200 dollars.
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What do you think of hotels that cost over 500 dollars a night?
They are ridiculous.
They are too expensive for us.
They are fun sometimes.
They are elegant.
Would you like to work on Wall Street?
No way.
I don't think they would hire me.
For sure.
Of course.
Who wears the pants in the relationship?
They do.
I do.
It is about equal.
It is close, but mostly them.
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