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Nobody's perfect, and when you're the President of the United States, people work overtime to find your mistakes and exploit them. If you were in the nation's highest office, what would the special investigators find out about you?
What percentage of the time do you vote in state or national elections?
Never.
100% of the time.
When things really need to change.
When it's convenient. I'm kind of apathetic.
Ignoring current time limits, how long should a President be allowed to serve?
5 years.
10 years.
20 years.
There should be no limit.
Why did you want to become President?
The power over people.
To get my way on big decisions.
So I can give $250,000 speeches once out of office.
My friends and I weren't going to run the country any other way.
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If forced to reverse one major law, which would it be?
Gay Marriage.
Women's Voting Act.
Abolishment of Minimum Wage.
Abortion.
Do you belong to a political party?
Democrat.
Independent.
Republican.
Third party (Libertarian, Green, Communist, etc).
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What kind of person would you pick for your running mate?
A very conservative person.
A lifelong politician.
A businessperson.
Someone who had never been in office.
What would you think when Saturday Night Live makes fun of you?
You had it coming.
They are very mean.
You don't care, it's a stupid show.
It's a free country.
You can have dinner with one of these women. Who is it?
Marilyn Monroe.
Margaret Thatcher.
Melinda Gates.
Ronda Rousey.
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If you were running for mayor of your town, what would your main way of advertising be?
Going door-to-door.
Standing at the polls as people vote.
Lots of yard signs.
Flyers in the mail.
Do you have what it takes to start a nuclear war?
Of course you do.
If someone else starts it first.
Let's try a different method.
You could be talked into it.
Of the following who was your favorite president?
Bill Clinton.
Richard Nixon.
John F. Kennedy.
Ronald Reagan.
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What's the most ironic thing about Donald Trump being elected?
Women didn't care about his sexual indiscretions.
Nobody asked if the vote was rigged when he won.
For a billionaire, he spent only a tiny amount of money.
He started acting far less conservative the moment he was elected.
Which person would you have liked to seen get a shot at being President?
Hillary Clinton.
Al Gore.
Mitt Romney.
John McCain.
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What should Barack Obama do after leaving office?
Become a talk show host.
Go back to being a community organizer.
Squeeze every dollar out of his celebrity he can.
Retire to Kenya.
If you could change the American flag to only two colors, which would they be?
Blue and red.
Red and white.
White and blue.
Green and orange
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What would be the worst thing about being President you would complain about?
Always having someone with you.
Waking up early.
Not being able to leave and go shopping.
Holding parties and dinners you'd otherwise rather not attend.
If you had a scandal, which show would you go on to explain your side of things?
The Tonight Show.
60 Minutes.
Meet the Press.
Ellen.
How many weeks a year should a President get to go on vacation?
Four weeks.
Two weeks.
None.
One week.
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If you had to put all your yearly budget towards good cause as President, which of the following would it be?
NASA.
Children's charities.
Human rights.
The enviornment.
Which President would you seek advice from in running the country?
Bill Clinton.
George W. Bush.
Barack Obama.
Donald Trump.
Of those following, which is the least embarrassing?
Someone seeing you naked on accident.
Getting caught doing something stupid.
Realizing you have no money after eating at a restaurant.
Tripping and falling down in front of a group of people.
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Which of the following rights is the most important?
Freedom of Speech.
Right to a Fair Trial.
Right to Bear Arms.
Freedom of Religion.
What do you think of the idea of a "liberal media?"
There's also a conservative media that society doesn't recognize.
It's only liberal because liberals have more brains.
You think all media is crooked.
It's easy to label things when you don't agree with them.
Should a President try to make peace with historic enemies?
Trying never hurts.
They should put it out there but not make the first move.
No, there's a reason they are historic enemies.
Just trying living in peace before making peace.
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Which will we have first?
A female president.
A gay president.
A Latino president.
A 35-year-old president.
Which of the following type of person would never be voted in for president?
Convicted sex offender.
Amputee.
Dwarf.
500-pound person.
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