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About This Quiz
The Seattle Seahawks have become one of football's perennial playoff contenders. This doesn't come without having some of the most dynamic personalities in the game. Which Seattle Seahawk are you? Take this quiz to find out!
You have a new task at hand, how do you approach it?
With focus.
I do a lot of prep work and research.
I just wing it.
Head on. I can do anything.
What do you feel is your best personality trait?
My leadership skills
I'm humble.
I'm funny.
I'm fascinating.
Which leisure activity will someone catch you doing Friday night?
Laundry
Playing Pokemon Go
Eating at a Chinese buffet
Lounging around in my underwear
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What is your favorite thing about football?
The last second excitement
The crowd
Popularity to get my voice heard
The competition
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What is your opinion of fantasy football?
It's awesome. I have like five leagues and no girlfriend.
It's cool when I'm bored.
I've never done it. Sounds confusing.
Blah. I don't have time for that. Or, do I? Give me a minute to look at my schedule.
How do you choose your fantasy football team?
I pick my favorite players.
Lots and lots of research.
I have my team assigned and then utilize my negotiation skills to improve it as the year goes on.
I pick the top players from last year. Done.
What is your best athletic skill?
My footwork
Speed
The power to knock everyone into next Tuesday
I can jump high.
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You're at home in your underwear. What are you probably doing?
Brushing my teeth
Staring out the window at a cute little bird on the ledge
Eating Chinese food while I turn on Bravo TV
Making hot chocolate and not forgetting the marshmallows like my partner does
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How would you go about naming a mascot?
I would pick the most viscous animal.
I like random things like a fork or a spoon.
I'd pick something powerful like a bus or a train. How about the Bus-trains?
I'd pick something thought-provoking. You know, make people look it up online.
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You wake up deep in the woods and don't know how you got there. What do you do?
Look for my phone and cry out when you realize there is no service.
Find a tree stump to cry on.
Look for a fishing pole.
Explore.
A 250 lb. linebacker is coming right at you. How do you prepare for the hit?
I try a few moves to throw him off.
I get low and buckle down.
I run right through him.
I go high hoping he is surprised and slows down.
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Who were you in high school?
Mr. Cool
The class clown
The big quiet guy
That guy you hated. You know, the one with his hand up in the front row.
What is your best conversational skill?
I am passionate about art and lifestyle.
I can hold an intelligent conversation.
I can get people to laugh.
I know a lot of random facts.
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How are you in crowds?
I try to get as far away as I can.
I dig crowds. More people to laugh at my jokes.
I bowl them over.
For some reason, crowds make me want to use a port-a-potty.
What side of the field do you want to be on?
I am always an offensive threat.
I like special teams. Like snipers, they can just pop up and getcha.
Defense is in my name. Well, not literally, but you get it.
I'll play wherever the coach wants me. Yep, I'm that guy.
What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Drink coffee and read the morning paper. Yes, that is still a thing.
Step one: throw alarm clock. Step two: remind self to buy new alarm clock.
I turn on CNN.
I go for a walk in the woods.
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When do you floss?
After every meal
Before a date
Floss? Like, my teeth?
Well, if you're my dentist it is twice a day. Otherwise, I get around to it before the end of each month.
Which is your favorite season of the year?
The fall
I love summer BBQ.
I like the winter and ice-fishing.
The spring so I can smell all the bright flowers.
Which pet would annoy you the least?
A big dog that poops away from the house and downwind
My neighbors' so I don't have to deal with it.
My kitty cat. Awwww...
A fish in a bowl - or on my plate - whatever.
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What is your highest level of education.
Advanced degree
College degree
Some college
I have a PhD in life studies.
What is your type of partner?
Someone who is focused
A jokester
Just someone who loves me
Someone passionate about the world
How do you charm someone?
I cook a nice meal.
I tell a few playful jokes.
I'm not really the charming kind.
I show them my collections: rock, Pez dispensers, clay statues, pennies. Yeah, all of them.
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