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Where are you from originally?
Somewhere far, far away.
Somewhere swampy.
Well, when two people love each other very much...
I don't know. I've been all over the place.
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Are you likable?
No, I'm an ogre.
If people weren't so superficial, they'd love me.
What's not to like?
No one can resist my charm.
What's your worst trait?
I'm kinda smelly and gross.
I can be annoying sometimes.
I'm stubborn.
I talk without thinking a lot.
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Do you think Donkey is annoying?
Donkey can be irritating at times.
No, he's hilarious.
Donkey is...Donkey.
Yes.
Who's worse: the King or the Fairy Godmother?
Neither: Prince Charming is the worst.
The King.
The Fairy Godmother.
I think they're equally villainous.
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Who's your favorite supporting character?
The ugly stepsister.
The 3 Little Pigs.
The gingerbread man.
The dragon.
Which song make you want to dance?
"I'm a Believer." by the Monkees.
"Like a Virgin." by Madonna.
"Stayin' Alive." by the Bee Gees.
"These Boots are Made for Walkin'" by Nancy Sinatra.
Are you comfortable with being vulnerable?
I don't know how to be vulnerable.
Sure, with certain people.
Vulnerability is weakness.
Yes, I wear my heart on my sleeve.
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Would you follow your best friend anywhere?
Yes, I'd even follow them to far, far away.
It depends on what else is going on in my life at the time.
I don't see why not.
Yes, but I wouldn't like it.
Do your friends' parents usually like you?
They love me!
If I suck up enough, sure.
No, there are very few people who like me.
I hope so.
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Would you like to be King or Queen of a magical land?
No, thank you. I'm happy to be a peasant for the rest of my life.
I'd like to take a crack at it.
I wouldn't mind it.
No, I prefer to be free to travel and live life on my own terms.
What's your happily ever after?
Living in peace with loved ones.
Having all my dreams come true.
Getting to hang out with friends whenever I want.
Having lots of money.
You're told there's a "Damsel in distress," what do you do?
Is there a reward for saving her?
I encourage someone else to jump to the rescue.
Unless I'm getting paid, it's not my problem.
I'd investigate the matter and launch my own rescue mission.
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Are you squeamish?
One time I passed out after watching my friend pull an arrow out of their butt.
No, nothing can gross me out.
I'm squeamish about specific things.
Not really, I'm around a lot of gross things most of the time.
Do you have good manners?
I try to be polite, but it doesn't come naturally.
I don't even have manners, let alone good ones.
It depends on who I'm talking to.
Yes, I was taught to always be polite and respectful.
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How's your emotional intelligence?
My what?
It's a bit stunted from being locked alone in a tower for most of my life.
It's not too shabby.
I'm very sensitive. Does that count as emotional intelligence?
Are you generous?
No, what's mine is mine.
Yes, everyone should be.
I don't have much to give, but I help where I can.
That depends on how you look at it.
How are your social skills?
They're nonexistent: I don't pick up on social cues.
I don't know and I don't care.
They are highly refined: I put a lot of work into honing my social skills.
Who needs social skills when you're cute and charming?
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You're sitting in the same room as your crush, what do you do?
I purr at them from across the room, seducing them with my charm.
I smile nervously and keep my head down.
I approach them and try to start up a conversation.
I immediately tell them what I think and hope they feel the same.
Do you want a fairy godmother?
I have one, but she's not very helpful.
No, thank you. I have enough weirdness in my life already.
That would be sweet! Sign me up.
I do not need a fairy godmother to help me get what I want.
If you had a love potion, would you use it on someone who has already rejected you?
No.
Only if it's a temporary love potion that wears off eventually.
I'd consider it.
That's tempting, but no.
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You're outnumbered in a fight, how do you win?
With pure skill and technique.
I'd try to scare them by yelling and waving, but would probably end up losing anyway.
I'd try to run away.
I'd attempt to trick them into letting me go.
Are you good at fencing?
I'm excellent with the sword.
No, I'm good at punching.
I'm good at pretty much everything I try.
I can't fence.
Would you ever fart or burp in public?
Better out than in I always say.
Never.
Accidentally, it happens.
I would try my hardest to hold it in.
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