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About This Quiz
It's not a secret that you always fancied yourself a bit of a Smurf when it comes to life. Whether you skip through life humming a theme song or you give everyone exploding cakes on their birthday, you always try to keep life real Smurfing real. So, which Smurf are you? Take this quiz to Smurfing find out!
What is your favorite part of the forest?
The ever-changing vegetation.
Nothing, I hate the forest.
My reflection in puddles.
Watching the creatures run around.
Which vegetable would you like living in?
A pumpkin
Bell pepper
A mushroom
Onion. It would be hilarious.
How do you entertain yourself when alone?
I memorize Trivial Pursuit game cards.
I chase stray cats around the neighborhood.
I try to see how many items I can see my reflection in.
I make up jokes.
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Why are you so Smurfing happy?
I learned something Smurfy new.
I'm always Smurfing happy.
I'm Smurfing cute. Really, I just checked.
I just heard a Smurfing funny joke.
Do you think you could go through life tossing the word "Smurfy" into all of your sentences.
Smurfing right I could.
That would be Smurfy annoying.
No. Oh wait, I mean "Smurf, no."
Oh, Smurf this quiz.
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What do you enjoy most about Smurfs?
Smurfs never age.
They have never moved and Gargamel is always surprised to find their mushroom patch.
Papa Smurf is the only old Smurf. We call him old-man Smurf behind his smurfing old-man smurf back.
The Smurfs can make anything in miniature.
A good joke always starts with...
"Did you know..."
"A Smurf, a Snork, and a Doctor walk into a..."
"Why did the Smurf cross the road?"
"Papa Smurf is so smelly..."
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Which Smurf will absolutely not have your back?
Brainy
Clumsy
Vanity
Not-have-your-back Smurf. Yes, he's real, but don't look it up.
How many hours a day do you sleep?
Five or less
Five to seven
At least eight
Who counts their sleep hours?
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Do you have a cheerful disposition?
I try to be happy.
I like being angry.
As long as I look good.
Always.
When should you use the word "Smurfy?"
When I am being sarcastic.
When children are around and I can't use other words.
When I am happy.
When I am trying to be funny.
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Why do you love Smurfs?
They are cute.
They have interesting stories.
They don't seem smart, but they have all this cool stuff.
I'm in it for the conflict.
Do you still like watching "The Smurfs?"
I never liked it.
Sometimes, for nostalgia.
To introduce my kids.
Yes.
How do you wake up in the morning?
Tossing my alarm clock across the room
With a grimace
With a smile
With a quick run to the toilet
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Why do you suppose the Smurfs are blue?
It's due to a chemical reaction.
Hormonal imbalance.
It's in the water.
Papa Smurf has this Koolaid that...
Are you a people person?
I try, but people don't take to it.
I'm not a fan of people.
Oh yeah.
People love me.
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How do you contribute to Smurf society?
I am an educator.
I am the rational mentor.
I keep everyone looking good.
I make sure everyone is smiling.
What is your favorite meal?
Steak and mushrooms
Anything bland
Anything Chinese. Yes, Smurfs like Chinese food.
Cake
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How do you sleep?
With my head on a book so I can absorb the knowledge.
I don't.
On my back at least 10 hours a night
In the fetal position
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