Which "South Park" Adult are You?

By: Joshua Laurent
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Which "South Park" Adult are You?
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About This Quiz

Everyone loves the Comedy Central show "South Park". With a bunch of quirky and hilarious characters, did you ever wonder which adult you would be? Find out by taking this quiz.
How many seasons of "South Park" have you seen?
2+.
5+.
Only 1.
What's South Park?
What's your personality like?
Intelligent and interesting.
Calm and organized.
Funny and loud.
Boring and mean.
How would you rate "South Park" on a scale of one to ten?
7-10.
5-6.
3-4.
0-2.

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Who's your favorite "South Park" child?
Kyle.
Cartman.
Kenny.
Butters.
Who's your least favorite "South Park" child?
Butters.
Kenny.
Cartman.
Kyle.
What's your favorite "South Park" episode?
"Casa Bonita".
"Christian Rock Hard".
"Fishsticks".
I don't have one.

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What do you do in your free time?
Hang out with family.
Go to church.
Watch sports.
Eat food.
What were you like in high school?
A student.
B or C student.
Okay student.
I failed every class.
Which job appeals most to you?
Lawyer.
Engineer.
Unemployed.
Teacher.

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How old are you?
Preteen.
Teen.
Adult.
Senior citizen.
Are you a cat or dog person?
Dog.
Cat.
Both.
Neither.
Are you a boy or girl?
Boy.
Girl.
Neither.
I don't know.

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What would be your ideal date?
A fancy dinner.
A picnic.
Watching sports at a bar.
Walk on the beach.
What's your favorite drink?
Coffee/Tea
Water
Alcohol
Energy drink
How do you feel about sports?
They're okay
Not really
They're my life
I hate them

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What does a typical Friday night look like for you?
Working
Knitting
Watching sports
Hanging with family and friends
Are you a people person?
Yes
Depends who
Not really
Not at all
Which best describes your style?
Preppy
Preservative
Laid back
Fashionable

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What color hair do you have?
Brown
Blonde
Black
Red or Other
Which one is your favorite talking animal from the Christmas South Park episode?
Bear
Deer
Squirrel
Fox
Which is your favorite South Park restaurant?
KFC
Italian restaurant
Thai restaurant
Mexican restaurant

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Which word best describes your mom?
Beautiful
Crazy
Kind
Annoying
What would you do with a million dollars?
Save it
Donate to charity
Spend it all on myself
Buy puppies
What would your dream car be?
BMW
Volkswagen
Charger
Camry

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What brings you the most comfort?
Friends
Family
Sports
Food
Do you have or plan on having kids?
I have kids.
I don't have kids and don't plan to.
I don't have kids but I want to.
I don't know.
What kind of house do you want to live in?
An average sized house.
A mansion.
A trailer home.
A cute little house.

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What is one of your favorite TV shows besides "South Park"?
"Stranger Things".
"Big Bang Theory".
"Lost".
"Keeping up with the Kardashians".
Would you ever consider teaching kids of "South Park"?
No, never.
Maybe.
Probably not.
Yes, of course.
How do you react in serious situations?
Not too well.
I act normal.
I don't know.
I am calm and collected.

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