Which Spaceballs movie quote describes your personality?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Spaceballs movie quote describes your personality?
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About This Quiz

"Spaceballs" the comical parody of space and science fiction franchises -- namely "Star Wars" -- is highlighted with dozens of popular quotes which followed the movie for years. Which "Spaceballs" quote best describes your personality.
Which dolls did you prefer as a kid?
Barbie
G.I Joe
Star Wars
Cabbage Patch Kids
As a teenager, when you got home from school, what did you do first?
Went to my room and shut the door.
Started yelling at my siblings.
Took a nap.
Went to the fridge for a snack.
Did your parents ever catch you doing something embarrassing?
I can't really talk about that.
Yes, but it was more funny than embarrassing.
No, I'm pretty sneaky.
I never do anything embarrassing.

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Which Sci-Fi/Fantasy franchise do you prefer?
Star Wars
Star Trek
Mad Max
The Twilight Zone
Who is your favorite Spaceball?
Commanderette Zircon
Dark Helmet
President Skroob
Colonel Sandurz
Who is your favorite Spaceball hero?
Princess Vespa
Barf
Lone Star
Dot-Matrix

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Which "Spaceballs" 2 subtitle do you prefer?
"Spaceballs: The search for more money"
Spaceballs: I Got my Scwartz Stuck in the Urinal"
"Spaceballs: Are We There Yet?"
"Spaceballs: Going to Plaid"
Which yogurt do you prefer?
Strawberry
Vanilla
Plain with nuts and dried fruit
Pineapple
Which jam do you prefer?
Strawberry
Blackberry
Raspberry
Grape

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Your work is filled with idiots. What do you do?
Get away from all of them.
Go with the flow.
Complain constantly.
Get a new job.
What is your favorite type of humor?
Cowardly characters.
Goofy
Slap-stick
Parody
Who do you blame when something you did went wrong?
Anyone but me.
The person closest to me.
Whoever is not present when the issue occurs.
I take the blame, then yell at everyone below me for screwing up.

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Which would be most humiliating?
Someone de-pants me in public.
I pee myself in public
I slip on ice.
I knock over a store shelf.
If your spaceship went too fast, what design would it turn to?
Plaid
Stripes
Dots
Chevron
What is the most important thing to save if your ship is about to self-destruct?
The pizza parlor.
The ice cream shop.
The zoo.
The three-ringed circus.

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Which is your favorite space movie?
2001: A Space Odyssey
Alien
Apollo 13
Contact
How fast are you comfortable going?
Cruising speed
Light speed
Ridiculous speed
Ludicrous speed
Who is your favorite Spaceballs minor character?
King Roland
Radio Operator
Vinnie
Prince Valium

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Which do you prefer?
Mr. Coffee
A jammed radar
Movies that are out before they finish filming
Cross-eyed gunners
Who is your favorite parodied character?
Lone Star
Dark Helmet
Yogurt
Princess Vespa
Which is the best "Spaceballs" merchandising?
Breakfast cereal
T-shirts
Coffee mug
Flame thrower

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How would you steal a planet's oxygen?
A mega maid
I'd just take over a planet with oxygen.
With a really long hose.
I have no idea how I'd go about that.
Why do you lock your door?
So no one catches me doing something private.
To keep out bad guys.
Because I don't care for people.
Because I am trying on clothes.
Which is your favorite "Spaceballs" scene?
When Dark Helmet is caught playing with his dolls.
When Dark Helmet is chasing Princess Vespa
When Dark Helmet goes to Ludicrous speed
The Pizza the Hutt scene

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How do you get from one part of your spaceship to the other?
I'm beamed.
I walk.
I run.
I just use a virtual screen.
Which movie would you like to parody?
Star Wars
Planet of the Apes
Alien
Star Trek
Which Mel Brooks movie do you prefer?
"Blazing Saddles"
"Young Frankenstein"
"Silent Movie"
"Spaceballs"

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Which kind of planet would you prefer to live on?
A planet similar to Earth.
A water planet.
A desert planet.
I don't want to be on a planet. Give me a spaceship.
How do you punish subordinates?
They die.
I make them listen to horrible music.
They are stuck in a room with Dot-Matrix.
They meet my Schwartz.
Which procedure would you rather have?
A nose job
A nose job back to my old nose.
Elongated ear lobes.
A full body wax.

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