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About This Quiz
"Spaceballs" the comical parody of space and science fiction franchises -- namely "Star Wars" -- is highlighted with dozens of popular quotes which followed the movie for years. Which "Spaceballs" quote best describes your personality.
As a teenager, when you got home from school, what did you do first?
Went to my room and shut the door.
Started yelling at my siblings.
Took a nap.
Went to the fridge for a snack.
Did your parents ever catch you doing something embarrassing?
I can't really talk about that.
Yes, but it was more funny than embarrassing.
No, I'm pretty sneaky.
I never do anything embarrassing.
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Which "Spaceballs" 2 subtitle do you prefer?
"Spaceballs: The search for more money"
Spaceballs: I Got my Scwartz Stuck in the Urinal"
"Spaceballs: Are We There Yet?"
"Spaceballs: Going to Plaid"
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Your work is filled with idiots. What do you do?
Get away from all of them.
Go with the flow.
Complain constantly.
Get a new job.
Who do you blame when something you did went wrong?
Anyone but me.
The person closest to me.
Whoever is not present when the issue occurs.
I take the blame, then yell at everyone below me for screwing up.
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Which would be most humiliating?
Someone de-pants me in public.
I pee myself in public
I slip on ice.
I knock over a store shelf.
What is the most important thing to save if your ship is about to self-destruct?
The pizza parlor.
The ice cream shop.
The zoo.
The three-ringed circus.
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Which do you prefer?
Mr. Coffee
A jammed radar
Movies that are out before they finish filming
Cross-eyed gunners
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How would you steal a planet's oxygen?
A mega maid
I'd just take over a planet with oxygen.
With a really long hose.
I have no idea how I'd go about that.
Why do you lock your door?
So no one catches me doing something private.
To keep out bad guys.
Because I don't care for people.
Because I am trying on clothes.
Which is your favorite "Spaceballs" scene?
When Dark Helmet is caught playing with his dolls.
When Dark Helmet is chasing Princess Vespa
When Dark Helmet goes to Ludicrous speed
The Pizza the Hutt scene
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How do you get from one part of your spaceship to the other?
I'm beamed.
I walk.
I run.
I just use a virtual screen.
Which Mel Brooks movie do you prefer?
"Blazing Saddles"
"Young Frankenstein"
"Silent Movie"
"Spaceballs"
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Which kind of planet would you prefer to live on?
A planet similar to Earth.
A water planet.
A desert planet.
I don't want to be on a planet. Give me a spaceship.
How do you punish subordinates?
They die.
I make them listen to horrible music.
They are stuck in a room with Dot-Matrix.
They meet my Schwartz.
Which procedure would you rather have?
A nose job
A nose job back to my old nose.
Elongated ear lobes.
A full body wax.
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