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About This Quiz
Stanley Kubrick was a writer, director and producer of some of the most memorable and cult-style films ever made. From suspenseful science fiction to psychological horror, Kubrick thrilled audiences for over half a century. So, which Kubrick movie sums up your life? Take this quiz to find out.
What do you enjoy most about Stanley Kubrick movies?
They are heart-pounding.
They have uncertain endings.
The camera work.
The curious plots.
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Do you ever feel like someone is watching you in an empty room?
All the time.
Sometimes.
I've felt that before, but I just finished watching a scary movie.
Nah.
What happens when you think you might not be alone in an empty room?
I scream out to leave me alone.
Shivers run up my back.
I get queasy.
Not sure, I'm focused on running.
Do you think your house is haunted?
Are dishes flying through the kitchen normal?
Maybe, it always feels like I'm being watched.
It's possible. I heard people have died here.
Nope, it's just me making all that noise.
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Have you ever seen a ghost?
I am staring at one right now.
A ghost from my past.
Not sure.
I don't think so,
Have you ever stolen anything?
A little money here and there.
Maybe some hearts.
I stole my freedom back.
Yeah, lots of stuff.
What's the worst crime you've committed?
A prank that went really wrong.
Infidelity.
Murder.
Just some petty stuff.
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What do you enjoy most about your job?
It keeps me on my toes.
All my co-workers are attractive.
I have freedom.
I never know what the day will bring.
What do you enjoy least about your job?
People are always whispering in my ears.
An obnoxious co-worker.
I feel like a slave to the Man.
Everyone is always trying to tell me how to do my job.
How many hours a day do you work?
Seems like 24 a day.
I try to keep it at 10.
12 or more.
Hours? That sounds like a lot.
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Would you spend the night in an abandoned hotel?
Just once.
I'd have to think hard on that one.
If it's the only place I could hide.
Is there a bed?
Which of these is the scariest place to spend the night?
An abandoned hotel in the mountains.
A cemetery.
An insane asylum.
A hospital.
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Have you ever thought about cheating on your partner?
No, I have other things going on.
All the time.
I only fantasize. I would never act on it.
I don't have a partner.
What would you do if your partner told you they cheated on you?
You don't want to know.
Use that for sexy time.
Go for a long walk.
I would go cheat on my partner.
Where is the sexiest place to meet someone when you are single?
A dive bar.
An island.
A concert parking lot.
A quiet bookstore.
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When is it okay to take off your wedding ring?
When the marriage is over.
For a night out on the town.
Before hopping in the shower.
When the guy with a gun asks for it.
How do you think you could improve your life?
See a psychologist.
Throw a flame into my love life.
Work out.
Learn to be a child again.
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Do you think you can "change" someone?
Maybe through force.
I can through seduction.
Maybe if the person is beaten down enough.
Probably not. What? Is there some kind of machine for that?
If you are stuck in a hotel with a crazy person, where do you hide?
First, I am the crazy person. Second, the refrigerator.
In someone else's bed.
In the open.
The other side of the hotel.
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Do you believe in capital punishment?
For everyone except me.
Is that a bedtime game?
No, but I believe in revenge.
That would be cool to watch.
When is it okay to seek revenge?
Oh, I don't need revenge to go nuts.
If my partner cheats on me.
If I am put down by the Man.
Any time I am slighted.
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When you start a job at a new company, what is your long-term goal?
To step on everyone while i move up.
To find a partner.
To keep a job.
To quit.
What kind of romantic are you?
The scary kind.
The sensual kind.
Flowers and candy.
I'm just average. As in, not romantic.
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