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Where did you meet your BFF?
We were born in the same hospital on the same day.
Kindergarten.
College.
Myspace.
Do you and your BFF finish each other's questions?
Not a chance. I hardly know what the heck he is thinking.
Maybe a little, but it's not a common thing.
Only when we are playing around.
Pretty much all the time.
Are you romantically involved with your BFF?
Nope!
Absolutely.
We may have messed around, but nothing serious.
I think the feeling has always been there, but we respect each other too much to make that step.
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What do you like most about your BFF?
That we don't have the need to agree on anything.
That we tend to agree on everything.
That neither of us takes things too seriously.
The mutual respect that we give each other.
Are you the rogue or the rational thinker in your relationship?
I'm the rogue.
I'm the rational thinker.
We are both rogues.
I think we compliment each other.
Do your friends think that the two of you are hiding a "secret" relationship?
I doubt it.
Probably.
I've heard some things.
We're not hiding it.
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What is your favorite activity to do together?
We like to go rock climbing.
We like to go out for drinks and a little hanky panky.
We like to play practical jokes on people.
We like to have long probing talks over wine.
Could you imagine life without your BFF?
Yes, and sometimes I imagine it often.
It would be difficult.
Yeah, friends come and go.
That would be the most difficult thing to ever happen to me.
If your BFF said they were moving out of state, would you go too?
I doubt I would be invited.
Without a doubt.
I'm not sure.
I'd give it some serious thought.
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Have you ever worn matching outfits?
God, no!
All the time.
For Halloween.
If we did, neither of us noticed.
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Would you consider working together?
We wouldn't get along.
That would be a dream job.
We do, it's how we met.
Sure, why not?
Klingons invade! What do you do?
We nod to each other and jump into the fight.
We sneak away for a kiss, just in case it's the last.
We find a hiding place that will hold both of us.
We begin distributing orders as a well-oiled machine.
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What is your favorite candy bar?
Reece's Pieces.
Anything that can be shared.
I prefer the left Twix.
I don't really get into candy.
Why would you join Star Fleet Command?
It has been my destiny since birth.
Because I enjoy the adventure.
I had nothing better to do.
I want to better the world for those around me.
On the ship, where are you and your BFF likely to be hanging out?
In the beaming bay.
In my suite.
On the bridge, we're always on the bridge.
In the medical bay.
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You hook up with your BFF after a long night drinking. What do you do?
Freak out and ignore that it happened.
Again?
Laugh it off.
Politely talk about it and swear it will never happen again... It will.
How do you maintain trust with each other?
We are overtly honest.
Trust is the core of our love.
I don't know that we trust each other.
We tell each other everything.
Have you and your BFF ever argued?
All the time.
It's rare, but happens.
Yes, but we get over it quickly.
Never.
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Have you two ever hit on the same person?
All the time. It's like a competition.
No.
Yup!
By accident.
What time of the day is the first you see your BFF?
By noon.
When I wake up.
8:00 a.m.
We are usually talking by 5:00 a.m.
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What would your role on a starship be?
I'd be the boss.
I'd be in charge of security.
Something menial.
I'd be the doctor. You know, because I'm a doctor.
How would your BFF describe your personality?
They'd say that I'm often unbearable.
They'd say that I'm sweet.
They'd say that I'm funny.
They'd say that I'm curious.
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Do you share all your secrets with your BFF?
Not all of them, but most.
Yes...well most of them.
With that blabbermouth? No way!
Yes, we share everything.
What's the worst argument you've been in with your BFF?
Oh God, where to start?
A girl was hitting on him.
We both wanted to go out with the same person. Didn't talk for weeks.
I don't think we've ever fought.
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