Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?
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About This Quiz

Cowww-ughhh-buuungah! How's that for a mouthful? Prepare to get shell-shocked as you find out which TMNT character you're most like!
What do you do in your free time?
play computer games
play pranks on your friends
work out
sit alone in your room, staying away from all humanity
What kind of sports do you like?
Full body contact, blood and guts.
Individual sports, like chess
sports that you only watch, like racing
I hate all sports, I'd rather watch TV
What is your favorite color?
Red
Blue
Purple
Orange

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What is your favorite condiment?
Relish
Mustard
Ketchup
Mayo
If you were a ninja, which weapon would you most likely use?
two knives
two swords
a single long sword
num-chucks
When are you most active?
at night, total night owl
in the morning
I sleep all the time
I function best in the day-time

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Do you care more for your friends, or more just look after yourself?
I always take care of my friends first
Me, me, me
well, I make sure we're all OK at the same time, then noone gets left behind
....I'd rather not say....
What do you usually do when you watch TV?
Watch?...No, I don't really watch much at all.
Eat. A lot.
I seldom look at the TV screen, only when I absolutely HAVE to cut through the TV room.
I usually fall asleep.
Which description is closest to your real job?
police officer
professional dancer
I don't really have job, I travel a lot
mechanic

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How do you enter a party?
Loud, so everyone can notice.
Quietly enter, looking for someone you know.
I don't go.
Quietly, no need to stir anything up.
What do you like to do in your spare time?
Read the news
Listen to music
Read comics
Learn a new skill
What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Hit the snooze
Read emails on your phone
Turn on the news
Work out

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What's your silverware of choice?
Knife
Spork
Spoon
My hands
Of these, which is your favorite TV show?
24
Heroes
Family Guy
Mythbusters
Do you have a catchphrase?
Yes
No
That's beneath me
I could come up with one just give me a sec

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How many children would you like to have?
0
3 or more
1
2
Choose a kind of fruit:
Bannana
Apple
Pear
Watermelon
Which Minecraft character are you?
Steve
Zombie
Enderman
Creeper

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What types of Smarts do you have?
Street Smarts
Inner wisdom
Technology Savvy
Emotional Awareness
Favorite type of pizza?
Cheese
Pepperoni
Everything!
I don't really like pizza...
What children's story do you like most?
Charlotte's Web
The Three Little Pigs
Everybody Poops
The Giving Tree

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How would your friends describe you?
Honest
Generous
Jokester
Focused
Favorite turtle slang?
Mondo tubuloso
Cowabunga
Bossanova
Ninja Pizza
Pick a comic book noise:
ZAP!
BOOM!
WOW!
WHAM!

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Shredder stole your last piece of pizza, you...
Demand he buy you more
Run, dude looks pissed
Steal something he loves
Kick his ass
What city would you like to live in?
New York City
Seattle
Boston
San Francisco
What is your worst fear?
Falling
Drowning
Being alone
Failure

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Describe your work environment:
Retail
Office
Restaurant
Outdoors
What T.V. talk show host do you like most?
Ellen
Dr. Phil
Steve Harvey
Oprah Winfrey
What time of day do you solve the most crime?
Night
Morning
Afternoon
Evening

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