Which of the 2017 March Madness teams should you cheer for?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which of the 2017 March Madness teams should you cheer for?
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About This Quiz

The most exciting tournament in sports is coming up just around the corner and it is time to pick your team. But the thing is, what team should you root for?
Pick a basketball player.
Kelly Olynk
Kyle Lowry
Paul Pierce
Terry Rozier
What type of person do you like to date?
Quiet but confident.
Smart and successful.
A hard worker.
Someone funny.
What do you do at a party?
Hang out and chill.
Flirt.
Not much, I am kind of shy.
I am always the DJ.

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Your friends describe you as
An overachiever.
Consistent.
Dependable.
Flashy.
Pick a steak.
Sirloin.
Cheesesteak.
Filet mignon.
Ribeye.
How important is it to graduate college as a basketball player?
Pretty important.
Extremely important.
Very Important.
Not that important.

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Are you going to be in the NBA?
Maybe, as a role player.
Sure, I could be a starter.
Yes, I am sure I can.
If I can't, I wasted all my time in college.
Do you like a flashy coach?
No, not really.
Sure, a little bit I guess.
No. Not at all.
I totally do.
Fast break or half court?
I like to run as much as possible.
I like to run some, but half court is better.
Half court all the way.
Fast break all the time!

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What would be your dream job?
Peace Corps.
Lawyer.
Park Ranger.
Basketball player.
How perfect is your hair?
It looks good.
It is close to perfect.
I am bald.
It is totally perfect.
If you could dunk, would you hang on the rim?
Maybe for a second.
Sure, why not?
No way.
I would hang up there all day if they let me.

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How street are you?
Not at all, but I try.
Not much, but I fake it.
Not even a little bit.
I am all street, all the time.
What do you do on your day off?
Go to the beach.
Go out to dinner.
Play basketball.
Party.
Which one of these players is the best?
John Stockton
Ed Pinckney
Wilt Chamberlain
Wes Unseld

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What do you like doing in the morning?
Having some coffee and kicking around.
Reading a book.
Working out.
Sleeping.
If you were a star in college and didn't make the NBA, would you think you failed?
No, there are more important things in life.
No, at least I got a good education.
Well, maybe a little.
Yes.
When was the last time your favorite team won it all?
They never have.
Last year.
Over 5 years ago.
Under 5 years ago.

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What do you think of rules?
I think they are pretty important.
I think they are very important.
They are the most important thing there is.
I hate them.
What do you think Grayson Allen needs to do?
Chill out.
Work harder.
Get some morals.
Go away.
Are you religious?
Yes, but I am chill about it.
Yes, but I try and keep that private.
No, but I have good morals.
Not even a little bit.

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How many close friends do you have?
All sorts.
Just a few.
I only have one close friend.
None, I am a lone wolf.
Pick an NBA Team
Oklahoma Thunder.
Philadelphia 76ers.
Sacramento Kings.
Los Angeles Lakers.
If you were a player, would you be happy if your team lost at the Sweet 16?
Sure, that would be a good year.
No, that would be disappointing.
I would want to go further, but that still wouldn't be bad.
As long as I played well, I could handle it.

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Is it better to be on time every day, but not work that hard, or be late and work your butt off?
Be on time every day, but not work that hard.
Be late and work hard.
You have to do both to be successful.
As long as you are good, you don't have to do either.
Pick someone to date.
A social worker.
A salesman.
A farmer.
A race car driver.
What do you think of behind the back passes?
They are okay, but can make you look pretty stupid if you mess up.
Showing off usually isn't a good idea.
They are always a bad idea.
They are the best ever.

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What is your favorite shot to take?
The 3-pointer.
The midrange jumper.
The layup.
The dunk.
What team do you hate?
BYU.
Georgetown.
Missouri.
Kentucky.
Pick a basketball slang term for what your favorite teams do best.
Dimes.
Buckets.
Boards.
Breaking ankles.

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