Which Of The Big 4 Thrash Metal Bands Are You?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Of The Big 4 Thrash Metal Bands Are You?
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Big hair, crazy costumes, and wild lyrics defined the '80s music scene, making thrash metal bands all the craze. So, which of the big four are you? Take this quiz to find out!
How do you leave a hotel room on your last night?
Destroyed with a big check.
As I found it.
A little messed up, but not bad.
It's a complete annihilation.
What kind of a spectacle should your show have?
Pyrotechnics.
Awesome lighting.
Hologram.
Massive projector screens.
How would your friends describe your behavior after a few drinks?
They'd say I'm wild.
They'd say I'm tame.
They'd say I'm cuddly.
They'd say I'm all over the place, goofy.

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What's your favorite drink?
Heineken.
Rum.
Vodka.
Gin.
Which band member are you?
I'd be the crazy lead singer.
I'd be the quiet one.
I'd be the daredevil.
I'd be the hungry one.
Do you enjoy dressing up in costume?
Yes, I love it.
Yep, as long as there are spikes.
I'm okay with dressing up, but I prefer face paint.
I hate it.

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What kind of a talker are you?
A fast talker.
A close talker.
I spit a lot when I talk.
I've never really given it any thought.
What is your favorite subject to talk about?
Politics.
Sex.
Rumors among friends.
My past.
Where did you grow up?
The West Coast.
The East Coast.
Near a big city.
In the south.

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Which is more important to you?
Aggressive lyrics.
Commercial success.
Technical style.
Being adaptable to change.
Which show would you have liked to cameo on?
"The Brady Bunch."
"Gilligan's Island."
"The Monkees."
"Family Guy."
Which band inspires you the most?
Black Sabbath.
Pink Floyd
The Beatles.
Styx.

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What makes a great band?
Loud vocals.
Crazy behavior.
An entertaining show.
Longevity.
How do you tour?
I'd ride on a bus.
I'd fly first class on an airplane.
I'd drive my own car.
I'm not big on touring.
What is the best kind of practical joke?
One that makes everyone laugh.
A painful one.
One that no one knows is coming.
Something simple with a twist.

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Who is your favorite big four thrash metal band?
Slayer.
Metallica.
Anthrax.
Megadeath.
Which was (or is) your favorite decade?
The 1980s.
The 1990s.
The 2000s.
The 2010s.
What do you do about in-squabbling in a band?
Take a shot and makeup.
Deal with it. We're buds.
Get into fist-a-cuffs.
Start getting rid of people.

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What's your favorite song?
"Raining Blood."
"Fade to Black."
"Caught in a Mosh."
"Hangar 18."
If you drove the tour bus, what kind of a driver would you be?
I'd be a repentless driver.
I'd be a cautious driver.
I'd be a reckless driver
Nobody lives forever, right?
Which social events do you like to talk about?
Injustice.
Politics.
Current events.
Death.

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Who would you be in a band with?
My friends.
My family.
Strangers I met in an online ad.
No clue.
What activity did you do in high school?
I was in the band.
I wasn't involved in anything.
I was in the choir.
I was an athlete.
What would be the best thing about being in a band?
Groupies.
Parties.
Popularity.
Money.

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How much of a thrash metal band fan are you?
I love it.
I'm not one.
I can listen to thrash all day.
I'm good with or without it.
What would you sing most about?
Corruption.
Drugs.
Politics.
Injustice.
What would your band name be?
The Slain.
Metallurgy.
Deathrock.
Broken Trash.

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Who is your favorite thrash metal lead singer?
Tom Araya.
James Hetfield.
Joey Belladonna.
Dave Mustaine.
Who is your favorite '80s solo artist?
Ozzy Osbourne.
Cyndi Lauper.
Sting.
Michael Jackson.
Which sensation do you want your fans to feel when they hear your music?
Ecstacy.
Tingles and shivers.
A bit of fear.
Uncontrollable wildness.

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