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Imagine if someone you loved suddenly became a hilarious, flesh-eating zombie. Which of the characters from "The Santa Clarita Diet" would you handle it like?
If you were to buy a new car, which car would it be?
I wouldn't buy a car: motorcycles are more my speed.
A really cool sports car.
SUV.
Land Rover.
If you were forced to eat an all meat diet, which meat would you eat most?
Pork.
Beef.
Chicken.
Lamb.
If you were to visit a paranormal conference, what booth would you like to visit?
I would attend a panel on zombies.
I would attend a panel on Mothman.
I would attend a panel on angels.
I would attend a panel on werewolves.
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What would be the best part about being undead?
I would like to stop going to school.
I think the best part would be being so rare.
I think the best part would be eating a lot.
I think the best part would be not needing so much sleep.
If you were to become undead, what part of a human would you eat first?
Head.
Thighs.
Buttocks.
Fingers.
Would you like living in the suburbs?
I would like to live in cities more.
I would like to live in small towns more.
I would like to live in the country.
I would be fine living in the suburbs.
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How do you store fresh meat?
I don't eat meat.
I only buy what I can make immediately.
I use the freezer or the refrigerator.
I use a deep freezer unit.
What did your parents do that drove you crazy growing up?
They were too nosy.
They were too strict.
They treated me much younger than I was.
They worked too much.
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What would you store in a storage unit?
My motorcycle.
My comic books.
Extra stuff from my house.
I would store my food for the undead there.
Do you think you would be a good real estate agent?
No, I would not be good at selling things.
I'm not sure, but I'm willing to try.
I am a real estate agent.
I would like to learn more about real estate.
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What did you think of Loki's musical performance?
Loki's' music was boring.
Loki's set was relaxing.
It was hilarious.
I loved Loki's performance.
Which of the following Drew Barrymore films did you like most?
"E.T."
"The Wedding Singer."
"Charlie's Angel's."
"Scream."
What California attraction would you most like to visit?
The Golden Gate Bridge.
The Redwood Forest.
Disneyland.
Universal Studios Hollywood.
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What do you think the red ball Sheila threw up really is?
I think it's a seed.
I think it's a brain.
I think it's a walnut.
I think it's an organ.
What position would you play on a football team?
I would not play football.
Kicker.
Quarterback.
Linebacker.
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How would you dispose of a body?
I would use acid.
I would bury it.
I would throw it off a bridge.
I would put it in a dumpster.
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Which Timothy Olyphant movie do you like most?
"Rock Star."
"Scream 2."
"Rango."
"The First Wives Club."
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What would you do with money you found in a hidden place?
I would go have a blast!
I would call the police.
I would leave it alone.
I would take a little.
What item are you always losing?
I lose my keys a lot.
I lose my lighter all the time.
I lose my mind a lot.
I always lose pens.
How would you describe your current relationship?
I'm single.
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know it.
My relationship is crazy.
My relationship is the best thing ever.
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How would you get rid of ants in your yard?
I would call an exterminator.
I would look up a natural remedy.
I would spray ant spray.
I would try to find their food source.
If your loved one became undead, who would you call first?
I would call 911.
I would call my best friend.
I would call a specialist.
I wouldn't call anyone.
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