Which of the Seven Dwarfs Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Which of the Seven Dwarfs Are You?
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About This Quiz

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is one of the most famous movies of all time. Although the story of Snow White had a whole lot to do with that, a lot of people think the seven dwarfs are what really kicked that movie into high gear.  Let's face it - without the Dwarfs, the whole thing would be rather dark.  Their personalities were so entertaining, that it is almost impossible to not identify with one of them.

So which of the seven dwarfs is your doppelganger? Are you the leader of your posse, kind of like Doc? Do you often get up on the wrong side of the bed, like Grumpy? Is life just always fun and perfect, like it is for Happy? Is your favorite time of the day when you go to bed and do you hate to wake up, just like Sleepy? Are you sweet, but do you maybe get confused from time to time, like Dopey? Do you tend to be shy and a little overwhelmed, like Bashful?  And what about Sneezy? Do you... well... do you sneeze a lot? Okay, maybe Sneezy isn't just like you, but one of the others sure has to be. Take this quiz and find out which one. 

Do you have someone important in your life?
What do you mean by that?
No, but I like someone a lot, I just haven't told them.
No, and I probably won't for a long time.
No, but I am in no hurry for that either.
Yes, and it is wonderful.
Why did your last relationship end?
I am not sure.
I was afraid to get too serious.
We didn't get along.
They said I had no ambition.
We were better as friends.
When you go to parties, what do you usually do?
Just hang out and feel awkward.
I enjoy myself, but feel too shy to talk to people.
Not much, I hate parties.
Just chill out on the couch.
Mingle and have fun.

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Do you like apples?
I guess.
Yes, but I never know which kind to buy.
Hate them.
I don't care about them either way.
Love Them!
How did you like high school?
I didn't mind it, but I didn't do that well.
I didn't mind the school part, but I felt awkward all the time.
Hated it.
It was boring.
Loved it!
Did you go to college?
No way.
Sure, but it was intimidating.
Yeah, but I didn't want to: I hate school.
No, too much work.
Yes, I loved it.

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Do you like your job now?
Yeah, but I am always afraid I will be fired.
Sure, but It makes me nervous.
I hate it.
I don't mind it, but it is too much work.
I love it.
Do you like your boss?
I guess, but I always feel like I am messing up.
Yes, I have a hard time talking to them.
No, they are total jerks.
I don't mind them, but they want me to do too much.
Yes, they're the best.
What do you think when the alarm goes off in the morning?
How do I shut this thing off?
I get nervous about the start of the day.
I get mad because I have to get up.
Not much, I just hit snooze.
I get psyched to start a new day!

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You are out in a club, and you see someone you want to talk to, what do you do?
Go up with my best pick up line.
Hope they approach me.
This would never happen, I hate clubs.
See if my buddy will approach them for me.
Just go up and say hi!
How would you feel if you had to work in a mine?
I guess it would be okay, what would I have to do?
It would be fine, at least I would not have to deal with people much.
I would hate it.
It depends, what time would I have to get there?
I wouldn't mind it.
What do you do on a typical Saturday night?
Watch TV.
Read.
Play video games.
Sleep.
Hang out with pals!

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If your are eating out and your food is cooked incorrectly what do you do?
What do you mean "incorrectly"?
I would just eat it even though I would be upset.
Send it back and complain.
I would eat it: it would be too much to deal with to complain.
I would try it anyway, maybe I will like it this way.
Do you have a lot of close friends?
I think so.
Just one close friend.
No, I am a loner.
I have a couple.
Yes, all sorts.
What do you do if you were mad at one of your friends?
I would try to settle it with my fists.
I would just keep it inside.
I would never talk to them again.
Who has time to get mad?
I would just forgive them, life is too short.

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What do you think of people with opposite political views than you?
I am not really sure what my views are.
Ugh, I try not to think about it.
I can't stand them.
I don't care about politics.
I don't let those things get in my way of my feelings.
Is it hard for you to tell someone you love them?
Yes, I am afraid they will think I am stupid for saying it.
Yes, I feel anxious about it.
Who knows? I have never been in love.
Yes, I wait for them to tell me.
No, I find it easy.
Do you like having parties?
I have never thought to have one.
Ugh, I hate having people over; way too stressful.
I don't like being around groups of people at all.
Sure, but I hate cleaning up.
I love having them!

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Do you like to fly when you travel?
No, I hate figuring out the logistics.
No, I hate the crowds.
No, I hate being stuck with people talking to me on planes.
Sure, you can just get on the plane and crash out.
Yes, I love being around so many people.
What is your ideal vacation?
I don't know, I have never really been on one.
Renting a cabin near a quiet lake.
Any of the Disney theme parks, because it is impossible to be in a bad mood there.
I would just want to go kick back on a beach somewhere.
A castle tour of Europe.
What was the last thing you saw in a big arena?
Professional wrestling.
I never go to things like that, I get way too nervous.
A political rally.
A rock concert, but it was too loud.
A pop concert and it was AWESOME!

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You are in a hotel and you can't figure out how to work the cable remote, what do you do?
Just keep trying.
Give up and do something else.
Call the desk and complain angrily.
I would just go to bed.
Call the desk and explain how you were too dumb to figure it out and ask for help.
What kind of movies do you like?
Action.
Romance.
I don't really watch movies, they all stink.
Drama.
Anything!
What do you think of summer?
It is fine I guess.
I don't mind it, but it gets stuffy in my place, so I have to go out more.
I hate the heat.
I love it: the weather is so nice to lay out and tan.
I love all the seasons!

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After a day at the diamond mines, you want to chill out and watch a movie. Which one would you choose?
"Dumb and Dumber."
"The Princess Bride."
"Mad Max."
"The English Patient."
"Clueless."
Your boss tells you that your work is awful, what do you do?
Nothing, I am used to it.
Turn red and apologize.
Tell him off and quit.
Nothing, you knew your work stunk, you just were hoping no one would notice.
Thank him for telling me and giving me the opportunity to improve.
Would you be a good boss?
No way, that sounds intimidating.
No, I would hate supervising people.
Sure, things would finally get done right.
No, that sounds like too much work.
Sure, I would love that opportunity.

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What is your life philosophy?
I don't have one.
I just try to do good and be left alone.
What goes around comes around.
I just try and relax.
I try to spread joy to everyone.
Are you good with animals?
I like them, but I don't really know if I could take care of them.
Yes, I love my cats.
I don't like animals.
I am good with them, but they are too much work to have one.
Yes, I love any kind of animal!
What do you think of Snow White?
She confuses me.
She's nice.
She's a pain to be around.
She's too much work.
She's the best!

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