Which TV Dad Are You?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Which TV Dad Are You?
Image: YouTube

About This Quiz

If you were transported into your television and you landed in the role of dad, which television father would you be? Would you be the type of dad that could slay a zombie with a single blow, or would you be the type that prefers to watch the game with your hand buried in a bag of chips? Although we know you're a great dad, we think you should know who your fictional equal might be. 

You might be the hardworking type, like Ward Cleaver, or maybe you are the type that can take a nap sitting stock straight in an armless, straight-backed chair with your eyes wide open.  Your personality traits and your views on raising children will go a long way to helping us find out which dad you are most like. Your fatherly instincts will guide you throughout the quiz, and you might be surprised which father you actually have the most in common with! 

Slide your feet in your slippers, put on a smoking jacket and grab a cold one out of the fridge. Your only job today is to find out which television dad could be your twin! 

What sort of job closely resembles your work?
Carpenter
Salesman
Technician
Criminal justice
What do you do on a day off?
Ride a motorcycle
Get out of the house
Drink beer
There are no days off.
Describe your kids:
Wholesome
Crazy
Animated
Innocent

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What's your favorite food?
Steak
Pizza
Spaghetti
Pudding
Where is your home away from home?
The garage
Work
The bar
Prison
What's your claim to fame?
High school football star
Top salesman
Donut eating contest winner
Exposed and arrested a local gang

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How many kids do you have?
Four
None
Three
Two
What time should kids go to bed?
When their mother tells them
Who cares?
Promptly at 8 p.m.
They sleep when they can.
Finish this sentence. My spouse is ____________ .
Sassy
Annoying
Perfect
Dead

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Pick a girl's name:
Becky
Kelly
Lisa
Judith
What type of shoes do you wear?
Work boots
Loafers
Sneakers
Cowboy boots
What was your best class in high school?
Shop
Gym
Lunch
Leadership

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Where do you prefer to sleep?
With my spouse
On the couch
At work
Any comfy bed
How do you feel about your neighbors?
Do I have neighbors?
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
What a religious nut!
I remain armed.
It's your last day on earth. How do you spend it?
Hugging my family tight
Bowling
Watching TV
Fighting 'til I go down

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Where would you like to go on vacation?
Las Vegas
Lake Superior
Europe
A deserted island
How do you feel about your in-laws?
They are wacky!
They are gross.
They smoke too much.
I miss them.
Describe yourself in one word:
Humble
Lazy
Messy
Tough

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Your kid gets in trouble at school. What do you say?
Go wash the dishes before your mother gets home.
Meh. Probably not the first or last time.
D'oh!
You can't play with knives at school!
What kind of car do you drive?
Truck
Old station wagon
Sedan
A police car
What TV Dad do you most look up to?
Ward Cleaver
Red Foreman
Peter Griffin
Andy Taylor

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How many tools do you own?
A garage full
Does a lawnmower count?
Zero
Who needs tools when you have a gun?
A friend needs help moving, what do you do?
Show up bright and early
Pretend to be sick
Put my spouse in charge of helping
Clear the immediate area first
Pick a boy's name:
DJ
Bud
Bart
Carl

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Describe your hair:
Thick and plentiful
Thinning
Bald
Wild
What's your favorite musical artist?
Prince
Cat Stevens
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Anthrax
Describe your spouse's cooking:
All-American
Take-out
On the table at 6 p.m. sharp
Rustic

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Name your brand of jeans:
Rustler
Lee
Wrangler
Diesel
Describe your facial hair:
Seasonal
In need of a shave
Nonexistent
Beardy
When's the last time you felt like crying?
When my daughter's heart was broken
When my spouse wanted intimacy
When the bar ran out of beer
When I ran into a barbed-wire covered bat

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