Which TV Dad is most like your dad?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Which TV Dad is most like your dad?
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About This Quiz

While it is true that your Dad's style is the best style on earth, you think there are some pretty great TV dads out there. Which one is most like yours? Find out now!
What TV Dad do you most look up to?
Ward Clever
Red Foreman
Peter Griffin
Andy Taylor
What do you do on a day off?
Ride your motorcycle
Get out of the house
Drink beer
There are no days off
What's your favorite food?
Steak
Pizza
Spaghetti
Pudding

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What sort of job closely resembles your work?
Carpenter
Salesman
Technician
Criminal Justice
What's your claim to fame?
High School Football Star
Top Salesman
Donut Eating Contest Winner
Took Out a Local Gang
Where is your home away from home?
The garage
Work
The bar
Prison

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How many kids do you have?
Four
None
Three
Two
Pick a girl's name:
Becky
Kelly
Lisa
Judith
What type of shoes do you wear?
Work boots
Loafers
Sneakers
Cowboy Boots

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What time should kids go to bed?
When their mother tells them.
Who cares?
Promptly at 8PM
They sleep when they can.
What was your best class in high school?
Shop
Gym
Lunch
Leadership
Finish this sentence. My wife is ____________ .
Sassy
Annoying
Perfect
Dead

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How do you feel about your neighbors?
Do I have neighbors?
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
What a religious nut!
I remain armed.
Where do you prefer to sleep?
With my wife
On the couch
At work
Any comfy bed will do
Describe your hair:
Thick and plentiful
Thinning
Bald
Wild

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It's your last day on earth. How do you spend it?
Hugging my family tight.
Bowling
Watching TV
Fighting 'til I go down.
Where would you like to go on vacation?
Las Vegas
Lake Superior
Europe
A deserted island
Your kid gets in trouble at school. What do you say?
Go wash the dishes before your mother gets home.
Meh. Probably not the first or last time.
Doh!
You can't play with knives at school!

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Describe yourself in one word:
Humble
Lazy
Messy
Tough
What kind of car do you drive?
Truck
Old Car
Sedan
A Police car
How do you feel about your in-laws?
They are wacky!
They are gross.
They smoke too much.
I miss them.

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How many tools do you own?
A garage full
Does a lawnmower count?
Zero
Who needs tools when you have a gun?
A friend needs help moving, what do you do?
Show up bright and early.
Pretend to be sick.
Put the wife in charge of helping.
Clear the immediate area first.
Pick a boys name:
DJ
Bud
Bart
Carl

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What's your favorite musical artist?
Prince
Cat Stevens
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Anthrax
Describe your wife's cooking:
All-american
Take out
On the table every night
Rustic
Name your brand of jeans:
Rustler
Lee
Wrangler
Diesel

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Describe your facial hair:
Seasonal
In need of a shave
Nonexistent
Beardy
When's the last time you felt like crying?
When my daughter's heart was broken.
When my wife wanted sex.
When the bar ran out of beer.
When I met Lucille.
Describe your kids:
Wholesome
Crazy
Animated
Innocent

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