Which TV Family Should You Adopt for Thanksgiving?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which TV Family Should You Adopt for Thanksgiving?
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About This Quiz

All TV families have their quirks, which means some are more suited to your family's lifestyle than others. Take this quiz to find out who you should adopt, who you should leave in the cold, and who gets invited for leftovers.
How big is your dining table?
It seats 15.
It seats 20.
It seats 10.
It seats 8.
What time are you eating?
4 p.m.
5 p.m.
8 p.m.
7 p.m.
How modern are you?
I'm very modern.
Modern is the perfect word to use to describe me.
I'm not very modern at all.
I'm a little dated.

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How kind is your family?
We're extremely kind.
We're pretty kind.
We're bitchy but supportive.
We're kinda mean-spirited but loving.
Do you say grace before the meal?
Naturally.
Sometimes.
No.
Only ironically.
How tolerant are you?
Extremely, in my own way.
Surprisingly so.
I'm only tolerant of intelligent people.
Very.

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How intellectual are you?
Not very, despite being smart.
Not very, I'm not very smart.
I'm very intellectual.
Fairly, sometimes.
How funny is your family?
We can be funny if we need to be.
We're ridiculous, not funny.
We're more witty than funny.
We're hilarious.
Is there anyone coming who you need to distract?
Yes, grandpa.
Yes, our bro-y cousin.
Yes, our cop friend.
Yes, our promiscuous gay friend Davide.

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How many college degrees do you have between the adults in your house?
Four.
Two.
Nine.
Three.
Do you love to include a little soul food with your Thanksgiving dinner?
Naturally.
No, that's scary.
Ahem what?
Sure, sometimes.
How neurotic do you like your guests?
Some of my guests need to be neurotic.
I'd rather my guests not be neurotic.
I'd like my guests to be very neurotic.
I wouldn't mind if half of my guests were neurotic.

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How stereotypical do you like your guests?
Fairly.
Entirely.
Somewhat.
We like them to come and go on that one.
What are you serving?
Many kinds of meat and greens.
Eclectic food.
Very fancy food.
Wholesome hearty food.
Do you serve a fine sherry?
No.
Sure, if I have some.
It's the main thing I worry about.
No, I hate sherry.

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Do you like to sing around the piano?
We do, but we also have other instruments accompanying us.
No, we can't agree on a song.
It's our favorite thing to do.
Sometimes.
What musical instrument do you play?
Guitar, piano, various others.
I don't play a musical instrument.
Piano.
Piano and triangle.
How fabulous is your Thanksgiving?
It's very fabulous.
It's a little fabulous.
It's intentionally not fabulous.
It's absolutely fabulous!

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Do you love a little witty repartee?
Once in a while.
No.
I love bantering with others.
I'll banter with others once in a while.
Do you like having rich friends?
Yes, we like wealthy people.
We like a mix.
We like the very rich.
We like people who got to come of age when you didn't need to be affluent to live well.
Do you love a little medical talk?
Sure!
No thanks.
Some, yes.
It creeps me out.

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What music will you have on in the background?
Blues.
Salsa.
Classical.
Musical theater.
What sort of home do you host in?
A suburban house.
A McMansion.
A penthouse.
An apartment.
What sort of car could fit in your driveway?
An SUV.
A stretch limo.
We have an underground lot.
There is no parking here.

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What sort of neighborhood do you live in?
We live in an affluent suburb.
We live in a middle-class suburb.
We live in a posh section of a city.
We live in a gentrified middle-class part of the city.
What sort of decor do you have?
Modern American.
Mishmash
Eclectic and elegant.
Highly designed and comfy.
What sort of decor-related conversation do you want to have?
We don't
We like to talk about how everything is turn-key ready
We like to talk about furniture and art
We like to talk about design

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What age groups do you want at your event?
5-75
Mostly teens and adults
Adults over 40
Adults from 30-50
Do you have any attractive single friends in need of a date?
Older ones, yes
Nope
Middle-aged straight ones
Hot gay ones, yes
What will you watch on TV?
Sports
Old movies
Nothing, we don't watch TV
Lifestyle programming

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