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About This Quiz
The dramedy series Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt tackles everyday social problems through the interactions of its main characters. Take the quiz to find out if you're Kimmy, Lillian, Titus, or Jacqueline!
Have you ever spent time in an underground bunker?
Yes, but you don't talk about that.
No, though that would make for an excellent play.
Does Brooklyn count?
Of course not! That would wreak havoc in your pores.
Do you fear gentrification?
Might as well be the apocalypse.
Whats that?
No, you encourage it. You're of the gentry.
Run! Run away! The hipsters, they're coming.
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Do you like to sing?
Like it? You loooooove it!
It's an effective communication tool.
Sure, you like singing.
No, you don't sing; especially not in public.
Do you have roommates?
Yes, you have one or two.
Yes, and at least one of you is freeloading (no shame).
No, adults should have roommates.
No, you have tenants.
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Do you have notable burps?
Yes, and you should really get them checked out.
No, not really...
Never. You would never burp.
Everything you do is notable.
Do you have a therapist?
Does Tina Fey count?
Yes, doesn't everyone?
Therapists are for yuppies.
You can't afford a therapist.
Are you currently employed?
You've been busy with charity work.
You're a nanny/assistant/driver/errand runner.
Technically, no...You're between work.
You find a way to make ends meet without having a conventional job.
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Have you ever committed a crime?
Only in self-defense against gentrification.
One time, you accidentally jaywalked.
No, not the you're aware of.
Yes, but nothing too major.
Has anyone ever called you a mole woman?
No, why would they?
Yes, and you don't like that name.
Only behind your back.
No, what an odd thing to call someone.
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How do you listen to music?
Streaming services.
The sounds of the streets is music to your ears.
Cassettes.
Vinyl.
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Where do you shop for clothes?
Second hand shops.
You pay someone to shop for you.
You don't shop much.
It's been a long time since you last shopped.
Are you easily excited?
Yes, you're enthusiastic about almost everything.
No, you're pretty chill most of the time.
No, that would make you seem easy.
Your reactions are always intense; good or bad.
Have you ever been in love?
Only once, but it wasn't meant to be.
No, love is for fools.
It seems like you fall in love with someone everyday.
Yes, you've had many great loves.
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Do you have any phobias?
You have a couple of standard phobias, like an intense fear of heights.
Yes, they're somewhat strange.
No, you're not afraid of anything.
You're afraid of being poor with a ruined reputation.
Have you survived an apocalypse?
You thought you did, but it turned out to be a lie.
You're living through one right now.
No, but that would make for a good story.
There hasn't been an apocalypse...so no...
Have you heard of Durnsville?
That sounds like a midwestern town.
Isn't that where they found the Mole women?
Yes, you once lived in Indiana.
No, what's Durnsville?
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Are you afraid of being rude?
You try your best to be polite, but it's hard.
You're incapable of being rude.
Rude is your middle name.
No, not really.
Do you enjoy listening to parodies of popular songs?
Yes, you only listen to parodies.
Parodies are the popular songs!
No, parodies are tacky.
Sure, why not?
Have you ever been part of a cult?
Unintentionally, yes.
You were forced into a cult.
Yes, you willingly joined a cult.
No, not that you're aware of.
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Do you celebrate fake Christmas?
Yes, you love fake Christmas!
What's fake Christmas?
You don't even celebrate real Christmas.
No, you don't.
Are you an animal rights activist?
Yes! Animals should have the right to marry.
Yes, there's not excuse for the way we treat animals.
You're not an activist, but you care about animals.
No, that's not something you're passionate about.
Have you ever been married?
You decided to "run-a-gay" on day one of your marriage.
Yes, but I didn't want to.
Yes, one or maybe even a few times.
No, marriage isn't for you. At least not yet.
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Do you feel a sense of obligation to your friends and family?
You feel obligated to care for everyone you meet.
You feel a sense of obligation and care for those close to you.
You feel a sense of obligation to care for loved ones and nature.
Not really, your only obligation is to yourself.
Do you ever swear?
No, you never swear...not even to Gosh!
Occasionally.
Yes, frequently.
You swear in almost every sentence
Are you a moral relativist?
You're from the midwest or you believe in universal rights and wrongs.
You're a reformed midwesterner living in the big city.
Yes, you think morals are fairly relative.
You are your own moral compass.
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