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About This Quiz
"Veep" is an HBO political comedy series where the characters range from utterly inept to downright incompetent, with the occasional stroke of brilliance. Who are you most like? Take the quiz to find out.
Do you sweat a lot?
I can't help it. I have abnormally large pores.
I never sweat.
I'd say I sweat a healthy amount.
I sweat the perfect amount.
If you were in politics, what would your role be?
The VP, aka The Veep.
A practical political advisor.
The upcoming superstar of political advisors.
A press secretary.
Are you more a thinker or a doer?
Doer.
I'm a thinker and a doer.
Thinker.
Neither a thinker or a doer.
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Are you confident?
For the most part, unless I start doubting myself.
Yes, I have to be.
I have no reason not to be.
It depends on who I'm talking to.
Are you a diva?
I don't think so, but there are critics who do.
That's a sexist term.
Not in the slightest.
I can be, but I keep it under wraps most of the time.
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How do you feel about profanity?
I wish I could use it more.
There's an appropriate time and place for everything.
Profanity has its purposes.
I use it just as much as anyone else does.
Which insult is your favorite?
"Good job dummy."
"You have the social skills of somebody raised by wolves."
"You're a waste of carbon."
"You asked a boring question, and I gave a boring answer."
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How do you handle conflict?
I make someone else deal with it for me.
Like a responsible adult. Just gotta talk it out.
I resolve it using any means necessary.
I back down, defeated.
Would you take a metaphorical (snot) bullet for your boss?
No, I'd be okay letting my boss take a metaphorical bullet for me.
Probably not, but you never know.
It depends on if I'd be rewarded (promoted).
No way.
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What's the key to success?
Hard work, perseverance, and lots of (old) money.
I'll let you know if I ever find out.
Efficient networking and nepotism.
There's no key. We're all doomed to failure.
When at a casual business dinner, what would you be doing?
Find a way to make myself the center of attention.
Keep to yourself and observe your surroundings, preparing for all possible scenarios.
Network and build business relationships.
Avoid people more important than me.
You're asked to comment on a breaking news story about a scandal in your office, what do you do?
I deny it.
I do my job and try to offer a neutralizing comment.
I quickly push the blame onto someone else and run away.
I back away slowly with a nervous smile plastered on my face.
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How do you respond to crisis?
I ask for help.
I take charge.
I brainstorm solutions.
Wait it out and hope someone fixes it so I don't have to.
Would you choose work over being there for your children's important milestones, like graduating from high school?
Yes.
If there was a good enough reason, then yes.
I don't have any kids.
No, I don't think so.
Out of the below, what would be the closest description of yourself?
Power-hungry.
Career-focused.
Charismatic.
Laid back.
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Is a Rubix Cube impossible to solve?
A Rubix Cube is not impossible to solve.
I saw a kid solve one in 10 seconds.
No, but it's really hard to solve them. Almost impossible.
I think so.
How would others describe your fake smile?
My divorce face.
My "in-pain" face.
My genuine smile.
My constipated face.
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Do people ever tell you "no"?
Of course, they do. I can't recall a specific example, but it's happened before.
They try to, but I always get my way.
Yes, but that just makes me want it more.
Constantly.
Are you a football fan?
I'm a Ravens fan.
I don't watch football.
I don't have time to be a fan of anything.
I love football!
Are you good at whispering?
Yes, how else would I talk about people sitting in the same room as me?
Yes, having discretion is part of my job.
I invented whispering.
Not really. It's easy to overhear my conversations, even quiet ones.
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What time do you usually go to bed?
It varies.
7 pm.
I don't need sleep.
I fall asleep on the couch after dinner usually.
Would you ever have phone sex at work?
Only if I thought no one was listening.
No, I wouldn't even do that in the comfort of my own home!
Doesn't everyone?
No, but I've overheard coworkers who do.
Your friends intentionally don't invite you to an important get-together, what do you do?
I crash their little get-together.
Give them the cold shoulder and pretend it doesn't bother me.
I wait for the perfect opportunity to humiliate them.
I wouldn't care.
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Are you good at telling jokes?
I prefer sarcasm.
I can tell a good joke when appropriate.
I don't tell jokes.
Most people don't think my jokes are funny, but I think they're hilarious.
Which of the following nicknames would you give your boss?
Creepy Veepy.
Meyer the Liar.
Mammory Meyer.
Wicked Witch of the West Wing.
Are you good at damage control?
Yes, it's all I do.
Damage control is my job.
I'm pretty good at it.
I'm usually the damage that needs controlling.
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