Which version of Hulk Hogan are you?

By: Joshua Laurent
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which version of Hulk Hogan are you?
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About This Quiz

He's been in the limelight for nearly 40 years and has morphed almost as much as Madonna. What era of his career do you best belong in?
What's the best thing about Randy Savage?
Unpredictability
Longevity
Knew when to call it quits
Kept his crazy mostly behind closed doors
What's the best city for Wrestlemania?
New York City
Toronto
Orlando
Tampa
Who is your toughest family member to deal with?
My horrible wife
My moron son
My airhead son
My best friend's wife

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Why do friends keep stabbing you in the back?
I'm inconsiderate
They're as bad as I am
I'm not as useful as I once was
I deserve it
What do you do when your kids have no talent?
Be patient. They'll figure things out
Cross my fingers I'm wrong
Just pour money into the problem
Accept it. I can't make them not suck
Who has been your favorite WWE women's wrestler?
Wendi Richter, because who else is there?
Miss Elizabeth, even if she wasn't a wrestler
As long as they're blonde and have fake boobs, I don't care
Dana Brooke...she reminds me of someone

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What's your favorite kind of steel cage?
Old school with big blue bars
War Games style
The figurative one I live in
Hell in a Cell
Who was the best of the Four Horsemen?
Ric Flair
Arn Anderson
I am. If I had been in the Four Horseman
Paul Roma
What is the best wrestling show not on TV anymore?
Saturday Night's Main Event
WCW Saturday Night
CMT Celebrity Wrestling
Shotgun Saturday Night

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What's the biggest problem with wrestling today?
No squash matches
Every show doesn't end on a disqualification run-in
John Cena is way too popular
Too many women and foreign wrestlers
What do you miss in wrestling matches?
Blood
Chair shots to the head
Managers
Posedowns
What's the best wrestling "talk show"?
Piper's Pit
A Flair for the Gold
The Highlight Reel
Bubba the Love Sponge Radio Show

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Who is your favorite Hall of Fame boxer?
Muhamed Ali
Mike Tyson
George Foreman
Floyd Mayweather
Which celebrity doesn't belong in the WWE Hall of Fame?
Mr. T
William Perry
Mike Tyson
Snoop Dogg
Which was Hulk Hogan's greatest opponent?
Randy Savage
Sting
Gravity and time
Gawker.com

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Whose career did Hulk Hogan help most?
Roddy Piper
Goldberg
Brooke Hogan
Certainly not his own
What do you think of NXT?
It's an indie out of Florida
What is NXT?
The next generation needs a chance to shine
They should use more out-of-work veterans
What is the best kind of watercraft?
Jet ski
Speed boat
Yacht
Container ship

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Which wrestling organization do you wish was still in existance?
NWA
WCW
ECW
Is TNA still around?
When do you feel most alone?
When I'm in a giant crowd
When I am actually alone
When my family is gone
When people are being mean to me
What's the best thing to whip people with?
Steel chair
Weightlifting belt
Mean words
Good lawyers

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What is your favorite kind of paint
Watercolors
Spray
Oil
Semigloss
Which is the best Florida sports team?
Miami Dolphins
Tampa Bay Lightning
Orlando Magic
Tampa Bay Rays
What do you think of Roman Reigns?
He's overhyped
He would be a better bad guy
He is the future of the wrestling business
I'm jealous of his money, fame and power

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What's your least favorite kind of tape?
Scotch
Duct
Masking
Video
Do you love your job?
Absolutely
No, but somebody has to do it
I'm just happy to have a job
I did. I don't have one anymore
What brown colored soda do you like best?
Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Dr. Pepper
Root beer

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What is your favorite part about the Fourth of July?
It's all about America!
The fireworks
The food
A day away from the grind of real life
When your significant other says they are not voting the same as you, what do you think?
It's America, we're all free to choose as we like
I can't believe I'm with such an idiot
Maybe I should vote with them so they don't get mad
Do whatever you want, I don't care
What's the best way to cover a bald head?
Why cover it?
Black bandana
A hat
A wig

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